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April 25, 2024
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Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Let's celebrate. INSIDE: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow. FRONT: It's great that you two found each other. INSIDE: Weirdos gotta stick together. FRONT: Babies are great. INSIDE: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones. FRONT: Happy birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old. FRONT: Another year older. INSIDE: And you're still an asshole.$27.00 -
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CardsInside: Reason 3. Because the word congratulations is so long that people hate writing it out themselves + they'd much rather just buy a card that spells it out for them.$5.50 -
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MR. AND MR. ASSHOLE
CardsFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.50 -
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MRS. AND MRS. BITCH
CardsFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.50 -
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THE ESSENTIALS
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Let's celebrate. INSIDE: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow. FRONT: It's great that you two found each other. INSIDE: Weirdos gotta stick together. FRONT: Babies are great. INSIDE: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones. FRONT: Happy birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old. FRONT: Another year older. INSIDE: And you're still an asshole.$27.00 -
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THIS CARD IS MEAN
CardsFront: I just want to say congratulations. Inside: You didn't fuck up for once.$5.00 -
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HOT SHIT
CardsFront: Congratulations. Inside: I bet you think you're hot shit now, don't you?$5.00 -
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MISTAKE MAKER
CardsFront: Congratulations. Inside: You're making the biggest mistake of your life.$5.00
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