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    ONLY ME

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    Front: We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, I do. The rest of my family doesn't give a crap.
    $5.50
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    CHRISTMAS SHIT SHOW

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    Front: Christmas is here. Inside: Let's get this shit over with.
    $5.00
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    MERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER

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    Front: We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, some of us do...
    $5.00
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    NEGATIVE NANCY

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    Front: We've been thinking about you. Back: Mostly negative thoughts.
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    WE HAVE MANNERS

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    Front: We don't know how to thank you. Back: So we'll just sign our names in this card.
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    JERK STORE

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    Front: We're sorry. Back: We know we're jerks.
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    STAY THE FUCK AWAY

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    Front: We miss you. Back: But that doesn't mean you should come back.
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    WHORES R US

    Birthday
    Front: We found you an amazing birthday gift. Inside: But somehow a two-dollar whole didn't seem appropriate.
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    WE’RE ALL CHEAPSKATES

    Birthday
    Front: We decided to all chip in for your birthday. Inside: This card is pretty great, huh?
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