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    Front: Time to go shopping. Inside: This fucking sucks.
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    Front: Congrats on the new baby. Inside: It's pretty fucking cute.
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    Front: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.
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    FUCKING XMAS

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    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: But who the fuck cares? FRONT: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. INSIDE: And this year is no fucking different. FRONT: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. INSIDE: I told him to fuck off. FRONT: It's Christmas time. INSIDE: Fuck you and fuck your family. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. INSIDE: And a happy fucking New Year.  
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    Front: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Back: And a happy fucking New Year.
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    I WON’T KILL YOU

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    Front: I can't believe I missed your birthday. Inside: You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.
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    MALLS WILL BLEED YOU DRY

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    Front: Time to go shopping. Inside: This fucking sucks.
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    CUTIE PATOOTIE

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    Front: Congrats on the new baby. Inside: It's pretty fucking cute.
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    NO ONE BETTER

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    Front: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.
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    FUCKING XMAS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: But who the fuck cares? FRONT: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. INSIDE: And this year is no fucking different. FRONT: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. INSIDE: I told him to fuck off. FRONT: It's Christmas time. INSIDE: Fuck you and fuck your family. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. INSIDE: And a happy fucking New Year.  
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    LOPES TIMES TWO

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    Front: Congratulations on your big day. Back: It's about fucking time.
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    OUT OF YOUR MIND

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    Front: I heard you retired. Back: Are you out of your fucking mind?
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    DOGS ARE STUPID

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    Front: You've officially graduated. Back: It's about fucking time.
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    ATTENTION SEEKING DOG

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    Front: Congratulations. You did it. Back: Big fucking deal.
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    HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR

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    Front: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Back: And a happy fucking New Year.
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    WE’RE OVER

    Break Up
    Front: We're divorced. Inside: And I'm so fucking happy.
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    I WON’T KILL YOU

    Belated Birthday
    Front: I can't believe I missed your birthday. Inside: You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.
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