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    FUCKING BIRTHDAY LOVE

    Gift Tags
    Tag 1: Happy fucking birthday. Tag 2: Pretend you love it. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift.  The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From".  These are the best tags ever.
    $6.95
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    THE PRETENDERS

    Cards
    Front: I heard you aren't feeling well. Inside: And I know you're pretending.
    $5.00
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    DON’T BUY ME SOCKS

    Cards
    Front: I'm glad Christmas only comes once a year. Back: It's hard pretending to like your shitty gifts.
    $5.00

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  • Quick View

    FUCKING BIRTHDAY LOVE

    Gift Tags
    Tag 1: Happy fucking birthday. Tag 2: Pretend you love it. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift.  The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From".  These are the best tags ever.
    $6.95
  • Quick View

    THE PRETENDERS

    Cards
    Front: I heard you aren't feeling well. Inside: And I know you're pretending.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    DON’T BUY ME SOCKS

    Cards
    Front: I'm glad Christmas only comes once a year. Back: It's hard pretending to like your shitty gifts.
    $5.00
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