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    SANTA’S FAVE STRIP JOINT

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    Front: I met Prancer and Vixen. Inside: They work at a strip joint downtown.
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    BIG STUPID HEAD

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    Front: Have you ever wondered why Rudolph has a red nose? Inside: It's just a huge zit.
    $5.00
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    REINDEER MEAT

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    Front: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them.  Their meat is delicious.
    $5.00
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    WILD THINGS

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    Front: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off? Inside: You don't want to know.  It's wildly inappropriate.
    $5.00
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    BEST OF CHRISTMAS

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    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: He sees you when you're sleeping.  He knows when you're awake. INSIDE: He must be stalking you. FRONT: Grandmas got ran over by a reindeer again. INSIDE: That bitch had it coming. FRONT: You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen? INSIDE: They're assholes. FRONT: 'Tis the season. INSIDE: To get chubby. FRONT: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. INSIDE: By getting druuuuunk. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.  
    $25.00
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    XXX RATED

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    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. INSIDE: She let's him do it up the ass. FRONT: Rudolph is the best. INSIDE: He has a really big dick. FRONT: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE: I always knew she was a whore. FRONT: I love Santa. INSIDE: He makes my panties wet. FRONT: Let's go to the North Pole. INSIDE: I hear the orgies are insane. FRONT: I sat on Santa's lap. INSIDE: It gave him a boner.  
    $25.00
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    WORKING WITH ASSHOLES

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    Front: You know Dasher and Dancer? Prancer and Vixen? Back: They're assholes.
    $5.00
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    RUDY RUDY RUDY

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    Front: Rudolph is the best. Back: He has a really big dick.
    $5.00
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    SANTA IS A BADASS

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    Front: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.
    $5.00
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    JUST A CARD

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    Front: This card is my way to say Merry Christmas. Back: It also says I don't like you enough to buy you a real gift.
    $5.00
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    REINDEERS HATE XMAS

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    Front: Merry Christmas. Back: You materialistic bastard.
    $5.00

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    SANTA’S FAVE STRIP JOINT

    Cards
    Front: I met Prancer and Vixen. Inside: They work at a strip joint downtown.
    $5.00
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    BIG STUPID HEAD

    Cards
    Front: Have you ever wondered why Rudolph has a red nose? Inside: It's just a huge zit.
    $5.00
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    REINDEER MEAT

    Cards
    Front: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them.  Their meat is delicious.
    $5.00
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    WILD THINGS

    Cards
    Front: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off? Inside: You don't want to know.  It's wildly inappropriate.
    $5.00
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    BEST OF CHRISTMAS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: He sees you when you're sleeping.  He knows when you're awake. INSIDE: He must be stalking you. FRONT: Grandmas got ran over by a reindeer again. INSIDE: That bitch had it coming. FRONT: You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen? INSIDE: They're assholes. FRONT: 'Tis the season. INSIDE: To get chubby. FRONT: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. INSIDE: By getting druuuuunk. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.  
    $25.00
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    XXX RATED

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. INSIDE: She let's him do it up the ass. FRONT: Rudolph is the best. INSIDE: He has a really big dick. FRONT: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE: I always knew she was a whore. FRONT: I love Santa. INSIDE: He makes my panties wet. FRONT: Let's go to the North Pole. INSIDE: I hear the orgies are insane. FRONT: I sat on Santa's lap. INSIDE: It gave him a boner.  
    $25.00
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    WORKING WITH ASSHOLES

    Cards
    Front: You know Dasher and Dancer? Prancer and Vixen? Back: They're assholes.
    $5.00
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    RUDY RUDY RUDY

    Cards
    Front: Rudolph is the best. Back: He has a really big dick.
    $5.00
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    SANTA IS A BADASS

    Cards
    Front: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.
    $5.00
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    JUST A CARD

    Cards
    Front: This card is my way to say Merry Christmas. Back: It also says I don't like you enough to buy you a real gift.
    $5.00
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    REINDEERS HATE XMAS

    Cards
    Front: Merry Christmas. Back: You materialistic bastard.
    $5.00
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