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May 19, 2023
Reindeer
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Quick ViewSANTA’S FAVE STRIP JOINT
CardsFront: I met Prancer and Vixen. Inside: They work at a strip joint downtown.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBIG STUPID HEAD
CardsFront: Have you ever wondered why Rudolph has a red nose? Inside: It's just a huge zit.$5.00 -
Quick ViewREINDEER MEAT
CardsFront: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.00 -
Quick ViewWILD THINGS
CardsFront: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off? Inside: You don't want to know. It's wildly inappropriate.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBEST OF CHRISTMAS
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. INSIDE: He must be stalking you. FRONT: Grandmas got ran over by a reindeer again. INSIDE: That bitch had it coming. FRONT: You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen? INSIDE: They're assholes. FRONT: 'Tis the season. INSIDE: To get chubby. FRONT: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. INSIDE: By getting druuuuunk. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.$25.00 -
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Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. INSIDE: She let's him do it up the ass. FRONT: Rudolph is the best. INSIDE: He has a really big dick. FRONT: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE: I always knew she was a whore. FRONT: I love Santa. INSIDE: He makes my panties wet. FRONT: Let's go to the North Pole. INSIDE: I hear the orgies are insane. FRONT: I sat on Santa's lap. INSIDE: It gave him a boner.$25.00 -
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CardsFront: You know Dasher and Dancer? Prancer and Vixen? Back: They're assholes.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.$5.00 -
Quick ViewJUST A CARD
CardsFront: This card is my way to say Merry Christmas. Back: It also says I don't like you enough to buy you a real gift.$5.00 -
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SANTA’S FAVE STRIP JOINT
CardsFront: I met Prancer and Vixen. Inside: They work at a strip joint downtown.$5.00 -
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BIG STUPID HEAD
CardsFront: Have you ever wondered why Rudolph has a red nose? Inside: It's just a huge zit.$5.00 -
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REINDEER MEAT
CardsFront: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.00 -
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WILD THINGS
CardsFront: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off? Inside: You don't want to know. It's wildly inappropriate.$5.00 -
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BEST OF CHRISTMAS
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. INSIDE: He must be stalking you. FRONT: Grandmas got ran over by a reindeer again. INSIDE: That bitch had it coming. FRONT: You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen? INSIDE: They're assholes. FRONT: 'Tis the season. INSIDE: To get chubby. FRONT: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. INSIDE: By getting druuuuunk. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.$25.00 -
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XXX RATED
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. INSIDE: She let's him do it up the ass. FRONT: Rudolph is the best. INSIDE: He has a really big dick. FRONT: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE: I always knew she was a whore. FRONT: I love Santa. INSIDE: He makes my panties wet. FRONT: Let's go to the North Pole. INSIDE: I hear the orgies are insane. FRONT: I sat on Santa's lap. INSIDE: It gave him a boner.$25.00 -
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WORKING WITH ASSHOLES
CardsFront: You know Dasher and Dancer? Prancer and Vixen? Back: They're assholes.$5.00 -
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SANTA IS A BADASS
CardsFront: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.$5.00 -
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JUST A CARD
CardsFront: This card is my way to say Merry Christmas. Back: It also says I don't like you enough to buy you a real gift.$5.00 -
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