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  • Quick View

    LOOKING TERRIBLE

    Birthday
    Front: Don’t be upset about getting older. Inside: Be upset that you look terrible for your age.
    $5.95
  • Quick View

    WHAT A SHIT SHOW

    Magnet
    What a shit show.
    $4.00
  • Quick View

    CRAZY BABY

    New Baby
    Inside: Thing 4. They can rip your vagina apart during delivery, but you'll love that little bugger more than anything in the world. (Or they can be forcefully cut from your stomach while you're awake... either way, you'll need stitches, but you won't care cause you love them.)
    $5.95
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    REINDEER MEAT

    Christmas
    Front: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them.  Their meat is delicious.
    $5.95
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