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November 28, 2024
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CardsFront: We're so proud of you. Inside: Now you know the drill. Start packing.$1.00 -
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CardsFront: Best wishes, good luck, break a leg. Inside: Actually, break both legs, an elbow, and a couple of ribs.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: I heard you aren't feeling well. Inside: And I know you're pretending.$1.00 -
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CardsFront: Congratulations. Inside: You're making the biggest mistake of your life.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. Inside: I told him to fuck off.$5.00 -
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Belated BirthdayFront: I can't believe I missed your birthday. Inside: You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.$5.00 -
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BirthdayFront: Getting old is hard. Inside: Especially when you start looking like shit.$5.00 -
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BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: Damn. You're a lot older than I thought.$5.00 -
Quick ViewYEAH, I’M HORNY
BirthdayFront: Happy Birthday. Inside: For the record, I'm only giving you this cuz it improves my chances of getting laid.$5.50
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NO ONE LOVES TURTLES
SaleFront: It's that time of year again. Inside: Too bad no one loves you.$1.00 -
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CAN’T BUY ME LOVE
New BabyFront: Congratulations. Inside: Now you finally have someone to love you.$1.00 -
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SHIP OUT SHITHEAD
CardsFront: We're so proud of you. Inside: Now you know the drill. Start packing.$1.00 -
Quick View
BREAK YOUR FACE
CardsFront: Best wishes, good luck, break a leg. Inside: Actually, break both legs, an elbow, and a couple of ribs.$5.00 -
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THE PRETENDERS
CardsFront: I heard you aren't feeling well. Inside: And I know you're pretending.$1.00 -
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MISTAKE MAKER
CardsFront: Congratulations. Inside: You're making the biggest mistake of your life.$5.00 -
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EVERYTHING IS GREEN
CardsFront: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. Inside: I told him to fuck off.$5.00 -
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I WON’T KILL YOU
Belated BirthdayFront: I can't believe I missed your birthday. Inside: You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.$5.00 -
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OLD AND UGLY
BirthdayFront: Getting old is hard. Inside: Especially when you start looking like shit.$5.00 -
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OLD MAN MOUSTACHE
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: Damn. You're a lot older than I thought.$5.00 -
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YEAH, I’M HORNY
BirthdayFront: Happy Birthday. Inside: For the record, I'm only giving you this cuz it improves my chances of getting laid.$5.50
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