Wedding
MAIL ORDER BRIDE
Front: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Back: Did you buy her off the internet?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on finding the perfect bride.
Back: Did you buy her off the internet?
LOVE MARRIAGE BABIES
Front: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Back: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.$5.00 Add to cartFront: First comes love. Then comes marriage.
Back: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.
OPEN IT UP
Front: Congratulations on your engagement. Back: Will it be an open bar?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations on your engagement.
Back: Will it be an open bar?YOU SUCK TOGETHER
Front: Enjoy your wedding day. Back: Because I won't.Front: Enjoy your wedding day.
Back: Because I won’t.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartWEDDING CRASHERS
Front: I love going to weddings. Back: But there's no way I'm going to yours.Front: I love going to weddings.
Back: But there’s no way I’m going to yours.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartQUITTERS NEVER WED
Front: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Back: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.Front: You’re taking the walk down the aisle?
Back: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartSHEEPISH WEDDING
Front: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Back: But getting married isn't one of them.Front: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life.
Back: But getting married isn’t one of them.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart
DIVORCE
Front: Thank you for including us in your special day. Back: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Thank you for including us in your special day.
Back: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too?
SIN SIN SINFUL
Front: Congratulations. Back: You're no longer living in sin.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: You’re no longer living in sin.
THE ESSENTIALS
Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome.FRONT: Let's celebrate. INSIDE: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow.FRONT: It's great that you two found each other. INSIDE: Weirdos gotta stick together.FRONT: Babies are great. INSIDE: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones.FRONT: Happy birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old.FRONT: Another year older. INSIDE: And you're still an asshole.Â$25.00 Add to cartBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.
FRONT: Thank you.
INSIDE: You’re fucking awesome.FRONT: Let’s celebrate.
INSIDE: I’ll get the hookers. You get the blow.FRONT: It’s great that you two found each other.
INSIDE: Weirdos gotta stick together.FRONT: Babies are great.
INSIDE: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones.FRONT: Happy birthday.
INSIDE: Holy fuck, you’re old.FRONT: Another year older.
INSIDE: And you’re still an asshole.Â
CLASSY AS FUCK
Front: What a gorgeous wedding. Back: You're so fucking classy.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What a gorgeous wedding.
Back: You’re so fucking classy.
MARRIAGE NUMBER ONE
Front: You only get married once. Back: Theoretically.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You only get married once.
Back: Theoretically.
WE’RE NOT WORTHY
Front: Heard you got married. Back: Guess some people weren't invited.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Heard you got married.
Back: Guess some people weren’t invited.
CURLY HAIRED FUCKER
Front: I always knew you two would get married. Back: But that doesn't mean I approve.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I always knew you two would get married.
Back: But that doesn’t mean I approve.
HORSES JUST FUCK
Front: What great news. Back: You are capable of love.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What great news.
Back: You are capable of love.
YOU’RE BETTER SINGLE
Front: I heard you're getting married. Back: That's too bad.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard you’re getting married.
Back: That’s too bad.
COUPLE OF LOSERS
Front: You're the type of couple that will be together forever. Back: Yeah right. You don't stand a chance.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the type of couple that will be together forever.
Back: Yeah right. You don’t stand a chance.
I THEE WED
Front: Marriage is a wonderful thing. Back: For the first few months anyway.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Marriage is a wonderful thing.
Back: For the first few months anyway.
