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    MR. AND MR. ASSHOLE

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    Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.
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    MRS. AND MRS. BITCH

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    Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.
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    Front: We’re ready for this asshole virus to fuck off. Inside: Blank
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    FUCKING COVID

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    Front: Sorry we couldn’t celebrate together. Inside: Fucking Covid.
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    LOVE MARRIAGE BABIES

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    Front: First comes love.  Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.
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    SIN SIN SINFUL

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    Front: Congratulations. Inside: You're no longer living in sin.
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    MAIL ORDER BRIDE

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    Front: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?
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    OPEN IT UP

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    Front: Congratulations on your engagement. Inside: Will it be an open bar?
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    YOU SUCK TOGETHER

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    Front: Enjoy your wedding day. Inside: Because I won't.
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    WEDDING CRASHERS

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    Front: I love going to weddings. Inside: But there's no way I'm going to yours.
    $2.00
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    QUITTERS NEVER WED

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    Front: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.
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    SHEEPISH WEDDING

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    Front: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.
    $2.50
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    DIVORCE

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    Front: Thank you for including us in your special day. Back: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too?
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    THE ESSENTIALS

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    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Let's celebrate. INSIDE: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow. FRONT: It's great that you two found each other. INSIDE: Weirdos gotta stick together. FRONT: Babies are great. INSIDE: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones. FRONT: Happy birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old. FRONT: Another year older. INSIDE: And you're still an asshole.  
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    CLASSY AS FUCK

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    Front: What a gorgeous wedding. Back: You're so fucking classy.
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    MARRIAGE NUMBER ONE

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    Front: You only get married once. Back: Theoretically.
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    WE’RE NOT WORTHY

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    Front: Heard you got married. Back: Guess some people weren't invited.
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    CURLY HAIRED FUCKER

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    Front: I always knew you two would get married. Back: But that doesn't mean I approve.
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    HORSES JUST FUCK

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    Front: What great news. Inside: You are capable of love.
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    YOU’RE BETTER SINGLE

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    Front: I heard you're getting married. Back: That's too bad.
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    COUPLE OF LOSERS

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    Front: You're the type of couple that will be together forever. Back: Yeah right. You don't stand a chance.
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    I THEE WED

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    Front: Marriage is a wonderful thing. Back: For the first few months anyway.
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    RUN

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    Front: I heard wedding bells. Back: Run.
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    LOPES TIMES TWO

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    Front: Congratulations on your big day. Back: It's about fucking time.
    $5.00

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    MR. AND MR. ASSHOLE

    Cards
    Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.
    $5.00
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    MRS. AND MRS. BITCH

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    Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.
    $5.00
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    COVID BLANK

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    Front: We’re ready for this asshole virus to fuck off. Inside: Blank
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    FUCKING COVID

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    Front: Sorry we couldn’t celebrate together. Inside: Fucking Covid.
    $5.00
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    LOVE MARRIAGE BABIES

    Wedding
    Front: First comes love.  Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.
    $5.00
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    SIN SIN SINFUL

    Cards
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: You're no longer living in sin.
    $5.00
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    MAIL ORDER BRIDE

    Wedding
    Front: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?
    $5.00
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    OPEN IT UP

    Wedding
    Front: Congratulations on your engagement. Inside: Will it be an open bar?
    $5.00
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    YOU SUCK TOGETHER

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    Front: Enjoy your wedding day. Inside: Because I won't.
    $2.50
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    WEDDING CRASHERS

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    Front: I love going to weddings. Inside: But there's no way I'm going to yours.
    $2.00
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    QUITTERS NEVER WED

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    Front: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.
    $2.00
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    SHEEPISH WEDDING

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    Front: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.
    $2.50
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    DIVORCE

    Cards
    Front: Thank you for including us in your special day. Back: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too?
    $5.00
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    THE ESSENTIALS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Let's celebrate. INSIDE: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow. FRONT: It's great that you two found each other. INSIDE: Weirdos gotta stick together. FRONT: Babies are great. INSIDE: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones. FRONT: Happy birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old. FRONT: Another year older. INSIDE: And you're still an asshole.  
    $25.00
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    CLASSY AS FUCK

    Cards
    Front: What a gorgeous wedding. Back: You're so fucking classy.
    $5.00
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    MARRIAGE NUMBER ONE

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    Front: You only get married once. Back: Theoretically.
    $5.00
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    WE’RE NOT WORTHY

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    Front: Heard you got married. Back: Guess some people weren't invited.
    $5.00
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    CURLY HAIRED FUCKER

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    Front: I always knew you two would get married. Back: But that doesn't mean I approve.
    $5.00
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    HORSES JUST FUCK

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    Front: What great news. Inside: You are capable of love.
    $5.00
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    YOU’RE BETTER SINGLE

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    Front: I heard you're getting married. Back: That's too bad.
    $5.00
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    COUPLE OF LOSERS

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    Front: You're the type of couple that will be together forever. Back: Yeah right. You don't stand a chance.
    $5.00
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    I THEE WED

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    Front: Marriage is a wonderful thing. Back: For the first few months anyway.
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    RUN

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    Front: I heard wedding bells. Back: Run.
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    LOPES TIMES TWO

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    Front: Congratulations on your big day. Back: It's about fucking time.
    $5.00
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