Hey folks! I’ve been around, I’ve just been busy (#life). One of the things I was busy doing, was getting some Banners ready for their big debut! I’ve had these guys designed for awhile, but it took awhile to get them into production. I have a couple made and ready for you to take home… but I’m still figuring out the packaging and the pricing so I’m considering these my “prototypes” (though the actual product will likely stay exactly the same)! If you’d like to check them out, there all right here under Banners.
We decided to make a few changes to our current sale! The discount is still the same (20% off everything), but now you have to spend less to get more free stuff! Just check out our list below!
SPEND THIS MUCH… TO GET THIS…
$30 – 2 Magnets
$60 – Calendar + Magnets
$100 – Notebook + Calendar + Magnets
$160 – Shirt + Notebook + Calendar + Magnets
$200 – Lots + Lots + Lots of Stuff
$300 – So Much You Won't Even Believe It
This is so exciting! We're turning 10-years-old this month (the 25th for those of you that truly care) and we want to thank all of our wonderful customers for helping us reach a decade by having a special sale! Well, it's not just a sale, we're giving free shit away with purchase!!! (And, of course, when I say shit I mean super awesome products.) So starting now until the end of the month all our products are 20% off! All you have to do is use the coupon code "blowme" at checkout and the discount is applied. PLUS depending on how much money you spend (before tax and shipping) we'll be sending you FREE products!
$25 – 2 Magnets
$50 – 4 Magnets + Button Pack
$100 – Calendar + Notebook
$150 – Calendar + Shirt
$200 – Calendar + Shirt + Notebook
$300 – Lots + Lots + Lots of Stuff
The free products we send are at our discretion, but if you have any special requests (ex. You're eligible for a free shirt and want a size medium) just email email@example.com within 12 hours of your order and we'll do our best to accommodate. Oh, and all the free stuff is while supplies last! (But don't worry too much, we have a lot stock!)
Alright, that about sums it up. Happy shopping and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!!!
This month we're so excited to turn TEN YEARS OLD! Can you believe it? Somehow people have enjoyed our sense of humour long enough for us to last an entire decade!
We have a bunch of deals in store for this month and first up we've decided to celebrate our wholesale accounts (with an awesome offer)… So if you are the owner or buyer for one of our retailers, please check your email (a note was sent this morning) or contact us for details!
For the rest of you folks (ie. non-wholesale customers), stay tuned because the deals for you start after January 18th!
So, at the risk of sounding totally mushy and lovey, if you're reading this we fucking love you!
Happy Junk Food Day! Who's up for a trip to Wendy's?
We have a new "Card of the Week" up today, and it's another good one (duh, all our cards are good). We picked this one because it has a hippo eating junk food and it's Junk Food Day! Hooray! Buy it HERE for just $2.00 for this week only.
I'm a day late with the Card of the Week this week, but I'm my own boss and I do what I want. So don't write in and tell me how let down you were yesterday when a new card wasn't posted. (Actually, I would really love a little hate mail… just to know you care.)
This week's card has a bit of back story. When I was a kid celebrating one of my single-digit birthdays (I can't remember which one exactly, but I was definitely under 10), my family had a party at my aunts house. When cake time came, my family burst into the "Happy birthday" song as they brought out the cake. Only instead of singing it the normal way, they sang…
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
You look like a monkey.
And you smell like one too.
It broke my heart. I burst into tears.
I'm certain that it was that very moment that my hatred for the "Happy birthday" song began (and probably my underlining motivation for making super awesome sarcastic birthday cards).
And that pretty well sums up how I came up with this card. If you'd like to buy THE CARD OF THE WEEK, CLICK HERE.
My aunt Diane, the one that hosted said birthday party, has been a huge influence in my sense of humour. She's sassy, hilarious and super sarcastic. Come to think of it, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the one behind the whole monkey song! Anyway, a couple years ago she found the most perfect birthday card for me (besides any one of my own of course). I mean come on – it's perfect! This is how I hope my cards are for other people… I hope they just hit the nail on the head so perfectly that you keep the card around in your desk drawer.