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January 26, 2026
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WORTHLESS SHIT
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: You're not a worthless piece of shit.$5.95 -
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SASSY ASSHOLE
CongratulationsInside: Reason 3. Because the word congratulations is so long that people hate writing it out themselves + they'd much rather just buy a card that spells it out for them.$5.95 -
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OUT AND PROUD
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations on coming out. Inside: I'm fucking proud of you.$5.95 -
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COCKY MOFO
CongratulationsFront: You must be so proud of yourself. Inside: You cocky motherfucker.$5.95 -
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LOWERED EXPECTATIONS
CongratulationsFront: You did a great job. Inside: But expectations were low.$5.00 -
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ATTENTION SEEKING DOG
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. You did it. Inside: Big fucking deal.$5.00 -
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YOU NORMALLY SUCK
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: You've finally impressed me.$5.00 -
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JUST SAY NO
CongratulationsFront: Let's go celebrate. Inside: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow.$5.95 -
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I’M JUST JEALOUS
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YOU USUALLY FAIL
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THIS CARD IS MEAN
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HOT SHIT
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