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January 26, 2026
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WeddingFront: You two getting married proves one thing. Inside: There are fewer choices as you age.$5.95 -
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WeddingFront: Happy wedding day. Inside: I can't believe people your age get married.$5.95 -
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WeddingFront: Congratulations on the engagement. Inside: Skip the bullshit wedding and head to city hall.$5.95 -
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WeddingFront: You're getting married. Inside: I suppose that means you want money or some shit off some dumb registry.$5.95 -
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LGBTQFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.50 -
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CardsFront: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.$5.00 -
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WeddingFront: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?$5.00 -
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SaleFront: Enjoy your wedding day. Inside: Because I won't.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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SaleFront: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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SaleFront: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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CardsFront: Thank you for including us in your special day. Inside: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too?$5.00 -
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CardsFront: Heard you got married. Inside: Guess some people weren't invited.$5.00 -
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SaleFront: I always knew you two would get married. Inside: But that doesn't mean I approve.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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CardsFront: You're the type of couple that will be together forever. Inside: Yeah right. You don't stand a chance.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI THEE WED
CardsFront: Marriage is a wonderful thing. Inside: For the first few months anyway.$5.00 -
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TIL DEATH
WeddingFront: Til death do you part. Inside: Or vaginal dryness and limp dick. Whichever comes first.$5.95 -
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INSIDE NOT OUTSIDE
WeddingFront: You make a beautiful couple. Inside: Beautiful on the inside.$5.95 -
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LOVE LIKE YOURS
WeddingFront: You two getting married proves one thing. Inside: There are fewer choices as you age.$5.95 -
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NEVER TOO OLD FOR LOVE
WeddingFront: Happy wedding day. Inside: I can't believe people your age get married.$5.95 -
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WASTE OF MONEY
WeddingFront: Congratulations on the engagement. Inside: Skip the bullshit wedding and head to city hall.$5.95 -
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MONEY AND SHIT
WeddingFront: You're getting married. Inside: I suppose that means you want money or some shit off some dumb registry.$5.95 -
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MR. AND MR. ASSHOLE
LGBTQFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.50 -
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MRS. AND MRS. BITCH
LGBTQFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.50 -
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LOVE MARRIAGE BABIES
CardsFront: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.$5.00 -
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MAIL ORDER BRIDE
WeddingFront: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?$5.00 -
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YOU SUCK TOGETHER
SaleFront: Enjoy your wedding day. Inside: Because I won't.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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QUITTERS NEVER WED
SaleFront: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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SHEEPISH WEDDING
SaleFront: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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DIVORCE
CardsFront: Thank you for including us in your special day. Inside: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too?$5.00 -
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WE’RE NOT WORTHY
CardsFront: Heard you got married. Inside: Guess some people weren't invited.$5.00 -
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CURLY HAIRED FUCKER
SaleFront: I always knew you two would get married. Inside: But that doesn't mean I approve.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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COUPLE OF LOSERS
CardsFront: You're the type of couple that will be together forever. Inside: Yeah right. You don't stand a chance.$5.00 -
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I THEE WED
CardsFront: Marriage is a wonderful thing. Inside: For the first few months anyway.$5.00 -
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