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    WHINY LITTLE BITCHES

    Love
    Front: Do you know how much I love you? Inside: Good. Then shut up.
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    OY VEY

    Hanukkah
    Front: It's that time of year again. Inside: Oy vey.
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    HANUKKAH CHANUKAH

    Hanukkah
    Front: Happy Hanukkah. Inside: Or is it Chanukah? Shit.
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    DUMB STUFF

    Graduation
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Hope it wasn't a waste of tuition.
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    SMARTER THAN I THOUGHT

    Graduation
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: I guess you're not an idiot after all.
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    DON’T COME BACK

    Goodbye
    Front: I heard you're leaving. Inside: I hope you never come back.
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    PART TIME FRIEND

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    FIBRE MANIPULATOR

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    I WAS A MISTAKE

    Father's Day
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    YOU NORMALLY SUCK

    Congratulations
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: You've finally impressed me.
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    Christmas
    Front: It's the most wonderful time of year. Inside: Though writing in all the cards is a pain in the ass.
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    FOODIE

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    Front: Tis the season. Inside: To get chubby.
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    SAVED BY THE BELL

    Christmas
    Front: Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? Inside: Wait. Nevermind. That's just my phone.
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    SANTA IS A BADASS

    Christmas
    Front: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.
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    Front: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Inside: He must be stalking you.
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    Christmas
    Front: This Christmas will prove one thing. Inside: I'm cheap.
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    CHRISTMAS CARD

    Christmas
    Front: Season's greetings. Inside: You son-of-a-bitch.
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    FISH STICKS FISH DICKS

    Break Up
    Front: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Inside: But do you really think you can do better?
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    A TRIP DOWNSTAIRS

    Bon Voyage
    Front: Enjoy this trip. Inside: Your next one will be to hell.
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    PANTS FEELING HEAVY

    Bon Voyage
    Front: I love travelling. Inside: Though I always seem to get diarrhea.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    CLEAN UNDIES

    Bon Voyage
    Front: Bon voyage. Inside: Don't forget to pack underwear.
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    FORGET ME NOT

    Belated Birthday
    Front: I'm sorry I missed your birthday. Inside: You're just not one of my priorities right now.
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