THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
Christmas
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ChristmasFront: It's the most wonderful time of year. Inside: Though writing in all the cards is a pain in the ass.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewHOLLY JOLLY DRUNK
ChristmasFront: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. Inside: By getting druuuuunk.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewHAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
ChristmasFront: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBANG BANG BANG
ChristmasFront: Let's trim the tree and put up the stockings. Inside: And then bang until the New Year.$5.00 -
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ChristmasFront: You know Dasher and Dancer? Prancer and Vixen? Inside: They're assholes.$5.95 -
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ChristmasFront: Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? Inside: Wait. Nevermind. That's just my phone.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewBEARD POWER
ChristmasFront: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Inside: I always knew she was a whore.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewREAR END HER
ChristmasFront: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Inside: She lets him do it up the ass.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASS FACE
ChristmasFront: Do you believe in Santa? Inside: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCRAZY LITTLE BASTARDS
ChristmasFront: I love elves. Inside: Those little fuckers know how to party.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewSANTA’S SHIT STINKS
ChristmasFront: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. Inside: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSANTA IS A BADASS
ChristmasFront: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.$5.95 -
Quick ViewHO HO HO
ChristmasFront: I waited up all night to see Santa. Inside: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFUCK ME SANTA
ChristmasFront: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. Inside: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.$5.00
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HOLIDAY CARD
ChristmasFront: It's the most wonderful time of year. Inside: Though writing in all the cards is a pain in the ass.$5.00 -
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HOLLY JOLLY DRUNK
ChristmasFront: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. Inside: By getting druuuuunk.$5.95 -
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HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
ChristmasFront: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.95 -
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BANG BANG BANG
ChristmasFront: Let's trim the tree and put up the stockings. Inside: And then bang until the New Year.$5.00 -
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WORKING WITH ASSHOLES
ChristmasFront: You know Dasher and Dancer? Prancer and Vixen? Inside: They're assholes.$5.95 -
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SAVED BY THE BELL
ChristmasFront: Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? Inside: Wait. Nevermind. That's just my phone.$5.95 -
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BEARD POWER
ChristmasFront: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Inside: I always knew she was a whore.$5.95 -
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REAR END HER
ChristmasFront: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Inside: She lets him do it up the ass.$5.00 -
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ASS FACE
ChristmasFront: Do you believe in Santa? Inside: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.$5.95 -
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CRAZY LITTLE BASTARDS
ChristmasFront: I love elves. Inside: Those little fuckers know how to party.$5.95 -
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SANTA’S SHIT STINKS
ChristmasFront: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. Inside: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.$5.00 -
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SANTA IS A BADASS
ChristmasFront: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.$5.95 -
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HO HO HO
ChristmasFront: I waited up all night to see Santa. Inside: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00 -
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FUCK ME SANTA
ChristmasFront: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. Inside: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.$5.00
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