
Christmas
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CREEPY MCCREEPERSON
ChristmasFront: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Inside: He must be stalking you.$5.95 -
CHRISTMAS IS AWESOME
ChristmasFront: It's true what they say about Christmas. Inside: It's fucking awesome.$5.95 -
FAT BASTARD
ChristmasFront: Last year Santa ate all the cookies I left out. Inside: That fat bastard.$5.00 -
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GIVE GIVE GET
ChristmasFront: Christmas is all about the giving. Inside: So give to me dammit.$5.00 -
LET’S GET NAKED
ChristmasFront: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. Inside: You. Naked.$5.00 -
EVERYTHING IS GREEN
ChristmasFront: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. Inside: I told him to fuck off.$5.95 -
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SEND A HUG AND KISS CARD
ChristmasFront: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. Inside: And this year is no fucking different.$5.95 -
DON’T BUY ME SOCKS
ChristmasFront: I'm glad Christmas only comes once a year. Inside: It's hard pretending to like your shitty gifts.$5.00 -
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SANTA IS A SISSY
ChristmasFront: Santa was at the mall the other day. Inside: I punched him in the face.$5.00 -
DON’T PISS OFF MR. CLAUS
ChristmasFront: I made my list. I checked it twice. Inside: And you still piss me off.$5.00 -
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JUST A CARD
ChristmasFront: This card is my way to say Merry Christmas. Inside: It also says I don't like you enough to buy you a real gift.$5.00 -
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DON’T EAT YELLOW SNOW
ChristmasFront: You remind me of a snowman. Inside: Cold and heartless.$5.95 -
MONEY FOR NOTHING
ChristmasFront: Happy holidays. Inside: Well, they'd be happy if you gave me some money.$5.00 -
YOUR STOCKING STINKS
ChristmasFront: I know what Santa is putting in your stocking. Inside: A lump of shit.$5.95 -
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CREEPY MCCREEPERSON
ChristmasFront: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Inside: He must be stalking you.$5.95 -
CHRISTMAS IS AWESOME
ChristmasFront: It's true what they say about Christmas. Inside: It's fucking awesome.$5.95 -
FAT BASTARD
ChristmasFront: Last year Santa ate all the cookies I left out. Inside: That fat bastard.$5.00 -
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GIVE GIVE GET
ChristmasFront: Christmas is all about the giving. Inside: So give to me dammit.$5.00 -
LET’S GET NAKED
ChristmasFront: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. Inside: You. Naked.$5.00 -
EVERYTHING IS GREEN
ChristmasFront: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. Inside: I told him to fuck off.$5.95 -
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SEND A HUG AND KISS CARD
ChristmasFront: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. Inside: And this year is no fucking different.$5.95 -
DON’T BUY ME SOCKS
ChristmasFront: I'm glad Christmas only comes once a year. Inside: It's hard pretending to like your shitty gifts.$5.00 -
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SANTA IS A SISSY
ChristmasFront: Santa was at the mall the other day. Inside: I punched him in the face.$5.00 -
DON’T PISS OFF MR. CLAUS
ChristmasFront: I made my list. I checked it twice. Inside: And you still piss me off.$5.00 -
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JUST A CARD
ChristmasFront: This card is my way to say Merry Christmas. Inside: It also says I don't like you enough to buy you a real gift.$5.00 -
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DON’T EAT YELLOW SNOW
ChristmasFront: You remind me of a snowman. Inside: Cold and heartless.$5.95 -
MONEY FOR NOTHING
ChristmasFront: Happy holidays. Inside: Well, they'd be happy if you gave me some money.$5.00 -
YOUR STOCKING STINKS
ChristmasFront: I know what Santa is putting in your stocking. Inside: A lump of shit.$5.95 -
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