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    BEST OF CHRISTMAS

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    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: He sees you when you're sleeping.  He knows when you're awake. INSIDE: He must be stalking you. FRONT: Grandmas got ran over by a reindeer again. INSIDE: That bitch had it coming. FRONT: You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen? INSIDE: They're assholes. FRONT: 'Tis the season. INSIDE: To get chubby. FRONT: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. INSIDE: By getting druuuuunk. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.  
    $25.00
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    DRINK AWAY OUR TEARS

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    Front: It's Valentine's Day again. Inside: Let's get drunk.
    $5.00
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    HOLLY JOLLY DRUNK

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    Front: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. Inside: By getting druuuuunk.
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    DRUNKEN LOSERS

    Birthday
    Front: Hooray for your birthday. Inside: Let's go out and drink responsibly.
    $5.00
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    THAT MOUSE IS SOBER

    Birthday
    Front: So you're having another birthday. Inside: The way you drink I'm surprised you made it this far.
    $5.00

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  • Out Of Stock
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    BEST OF CHRISTMAS

    Cards
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: He sees you when you're sleeping.  He knows when you're awake. INSIDE: He must be stalking you. FRONT: Grandmas got ran over by a reindeer again. INSIDE: That bitch had it coming. FRONT: You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen? INSIDE: They're assholes. FRONT: 'Tis the season. INSIDE: To get chubby. FRONT: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. INSIDE: By getting druuuuunk. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.  
    $25.00
  • Quick View

    DRINK AWAY OUR TEARS

    Cards
    Front: It's Valentine's Day again. Inside: Let's get drunk.
    $5.00
  • Out Of Stock
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    HOLLY JOLLY DRUNK

    Cards
    Front: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. Inside: By getting druuuuunk.
    $5.00
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    DRUNKEN LOSERS

    Birthday
    Front: Hooray for your birthday. Inside: Let's go out and drink responsibly.
    $5.00
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    THAT MOUSE IS SOBER

    Birthday
    Front: So you're having another birthday. Inside: The way you drink I'm surprised you made it this far.
    $5.00
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