Engagement
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LOVE MARRIAGE BABIES
Front: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.$5.00 Add to cartFront: First comes love. Then comes marriage.
Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids. -
MAIL ORDER BRIDE
Front: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on finding the perfect bride.
Inside: Did you buy her off the internet? -
OPEN IT UP
Front: Congratulations on your engagement. Inside: Will it be an open bar?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations on your engagement.
Inside: Will it be an open bar? -
WEDDING CRASHERS
Front: I love going to weddings. Inside: But there's no way I'm going to yours.Front: I love going to weddings.
Inside: But there’s no way I’m going to yours.$5.00$2.00 Add to cart -
QUITTERS NEVER WED
Front: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.Front: You’re taking the walk down the aisle?
Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.$5.00$2.00 Add to cart -
SHEEPISH WEDDING
Front: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.Front: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life.
Inside: But getting married isn’t one of them.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart -
MARRIAGE NUMBER ONE
Front: You only get married once. Back: Theoretically.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You only get married once.
Back: Theoretically. -
CURLY HAIRED FUCKER
Front: I always knew you two would get married. Back: But that doesn't mean I approve.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I always knew you two would get married.
Back: But that doesn’t mean I approve. -
HORSES JUST FUCK
Front: What great news. Back: You are capable of love.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What great news.
Back: You are capable of love. -
YOU’RE BETTER SINGLE
Front: I heard you're getting married. Back: That's too bad.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard you’re getting married.
Back: That’s too bad. -
COUPLE OF LOSERS
Front: You're the type of couple that will be together forever. Back: Yeah right. You don't stand a chance.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the type of couple that will be together forever.
Back: Yeah right. You don’t stand a chance. -
I THEE WED
Front: Marriage is a wonderful thing. Back: For the first few months anyway.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Marriage is a wonderful thing.
Back: For the first few months anyway. -
RUN
Front: I heard wedding bells. Back: Run.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard wedding bells.
Back: Run. -
LOPES TIMES TWO
Front: Congratulations on your big day. Back: It's about fucking time.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations on your big day.
Back: It’s about fucking time. -
PLEASE, DON’T DO IT
Front: Congratulations. Back: Remember, it's not too late until you say "I do."$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: Remember, it’s not too late until you say “I do.” -
SOUNDS LIKE A SHOTGUN
Front: I heard you're getting hitched. Back: You get knocked up or something?$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard you’re getting hitched.
Back: You get knocked up or something? -
I CAN’T BELIEVE It
Front: So you're engaged? Back: I'm surprised someone considers you marriage material.$5.00 Add to cartFront: So you’re engaged?
Back: I’m surprised someone considers you marriage material. -
UPPER LIP HAIR
Front: You'll make a beautiful bride. Back: But you should probably lose the moustache.Front: You’ll make a beautiful bride.
Back: But you should probably lose the moustache.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart
