HAPPY NEW YEAR + A CONTEST!
January 1, 2023
Engagement
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Quick ViewMR. AND MR. ASSHOLE
CardsFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.00 -
Quick ViewMRS. AND MRS. BITCH
CardsFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.00 -
Quick ViewLOVE MARRIAGE BABIES
WeddingFront: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.$5.00 -
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WeddingFront: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?$5.00 -
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Quick ViewWEDDING CRASHERS
SaleFront: I love going to weddings. Inside: But there's no way I'm going to yours.$2.00 -
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Quick ViewQUITTERS NEVER WED
SaleFront: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.$2.00 -
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Quick ViewSHEEPISH WEDDING
SaleFront: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.$2.50 -
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Quick ViewCURLY HAIRED FUCKER
CardsFront: I always knew you two would get married. Back: But that doesn't mean I approve.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewCOUPLE OF LOSERS
CardsFront: You're the type of couple that will be together forever. Back: Yeah right. You don't stand a chance.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewPLEASE, DON’T DO IT
CardsFront: Congratulations. Back: Remember, it's not too late until you say "I do."$5.00 -
Quick ViewSOUNDS LIKE A SHOTGUN
CardsFront: I heard you're getting hitched. Back: You get knocked up or something?$5.00 -
Quick ViewI CAN’T BELIEVE It
CardsFront: So you're engaged? Back: I'm surprised someone considers you marriage material.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewUPPER LIP HAIR
SaleFront: You'll make a beautiful bride. Back: But you should probably lose the moustache.$2.50 -
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Quick ViewREVENGE OF THE NERDS
CardsFront: It's great that you two found each other. Back: Weirdos gotta stick together.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewMR AND MRS SEXLESS
CardsFront: Things change when you get married. Back: Like, you have to stop sleeping around.$5.00
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MR. AND MR. ASSHOLE
CardsFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.00 -
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MRS. AND MRS. BITCH
CardsFront: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Inside: You two bitches deserve each other.$5.00 -
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LOVE MARRIAGE BABIES
WeddingFront: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.$5.00 -
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MAIL ORDER BRIDE
WeddingFront: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?$5.00 -
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WEDDING CRASHERS
SaleFront: I love going to weddings. Inside: But there's no way I'm going to yours.$2.00 -
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QUITTERS NEVER WED
SaleFront: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.$2.00 -
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SHEEPISH WEDDING
SaleFront: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.$2.50 -
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CURLY HAIRED FUCKER
CardsFront: I always knew you two would get married. Back: But that doesn't mean I approve.$5.00 -
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COUPLE OF LOSERS
CardsFront: You're the type of couple that will be together forever. Back: Yeah right. You don't stand a chance.$5.00 -
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PLEASE, DON’T DO IT
CardsFront: Congratulations. Back: Remember, it's not too late until you say "I do."$5.00 -
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SOUNDS LIKE A SHOTGUN
CardsFront: I heard you're getting hitched. Back: You get knocked up or something?$5.00 -
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I CAN’T BELIEVE It
CardsFront: So you're engaged? Back: I'm surprised someone considers you marriage material.$5.00 -
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UPPER LIP HAIR
SaleFront: You'll make a beautiful bride. Back: But you should probably lose the moustache.$2.50 -
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REVENGE OF THE NERDS
CardsFront: It's great that you two found each other. Back: Weirdos gotta stick together.$5.00 -
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MR AND MRS SEXLESS
CardsFront: Things change when you get married. Back: Like, you have to stop sleeping around.$5.00
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