Engagement
MAIL ORDER BRIDE
Front: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Back: Did you buy her off the internet?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on finding the perfect bride.
Back: Did you buy her off the internet?
LOVE MARRIAGE BABIES
Front: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Back: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.$5.00 Add to cartFront: First comes love. Then comes marriage.
Back: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.
OPEN IT UP
Front: Congratulations on your engagement. Back: Will it be an open bar?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations on your engagement.
Back: Will it be an open bar?WEDDING CRASHERS
Front: I love going to weddings. Back: But there's no way I'm going to yours.Front: I love going to weddings.
Back: But there’s no way I’m going to yours.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartQUITTERS NEVER WED
Front: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Back: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.Front: You’re taking the walk down the aisle?
Back: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartSHEEPISH WEDDING
Front: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Back: But getting married isn't one of them.Front: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life.
Back: But getting married isn’t one of them.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart
MARRIAGE NUMBER ONE
Front: You only get married once. Back: Theoretically.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You only get married once.
Back: Theoretically.
CURLY HAIRED FUCKER
Front: I always knew you two would get married. Back: But that doesn't mean I approve.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I always knew you two would get married.
Back: But that doesn’t mean I approve.
HORSES JUST FUCK
Front: What great news. Back: You are capable of love.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What great news.
Back: You are capable of love.
YOU’RE BETTER SINGLE
Front: I heard you're getting married. Back: That's too bad.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard you’re getting married.
Back: That’s too bad.
COUPLE OF LOSERS
Front: You're the type of couple that will be together forever. Back: Yeah right. You don't stand a chance.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the type of couple that will be together forever.
Back: Yeah right. You don’t stand a chance.
I THEE WED
Front: Marriage is a wonderful thing. Back: For the first few months anyway.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Marriage is a wonderful thing.
Back: For the first few months anyway.
RUN
Front: I heard wedding bells. Back: Run.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard wedding bells.
Back: Run.
LOPES TIMES TWO
Front: Congratulations on your big day. Back: It's about fucking time.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations on your big day.
Back: It’s about fucking time.
PLEASE, DON’T DO IT
Front: Congratulations. Back: Remember, it's not too late until you say "I do."$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: Remember, it’s not too late until you say “I do.”
SOUNDS LIKE A SHOTGUN
Front: I heard you're getting hitched. Back: You get knocked up or something?$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard you’re getting hitched.
Back: You get knocked up or something?
I CAN’T BELIEVE It
Front: So you're engaged? Back: I'm surprised someone considers you marriage material.$5.00 Add to cartFront: So you’re engaged?
Back: I’m surprised someone considers you marriage material.
UPPER LIP HAIR
Front: You'll make a beautiful bride. Back: But you should probably lose the moustache.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’ll make a beautiful bride.
Back: But you should probably lose the moustache.
