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Front: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Back: Seriously. I could use more attention.
No one likes a smartass.
Front: I heard you’re getting married. Back: That’s too bad.
Front: Thank you for the gift. Back: Is it returnable?
Front: I’m really sorry. Back: Can we have make up sex now?
Front: My heart skips a beat every time I see you. Back: Do you think I’m dying?
Front: I know what I’m giving you for Christmas. Back: Oral.
Front: For your birthday how about a nice dinner and some dancing? Back: You’re paying.