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    NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL

    Birthday
    Front: You deserve a huge birthday celebration. Inside: But I'm just giving you a card and buying take-out.
    $5.00
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    BEST OF CHRISTMAS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: He sees you when you're sleeping.  He knows when you're awake. INSIDE: He must be stalking you. FRONT: Grandmas got ran over by a reindeer again. INSIDE: That bitch had it coming. FRONT: You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen? INSIDE: They're assholes. FRONT: 'Tis the season. INSIDE: To get chubby. FRONT: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. INSIDE: By getting druuuuunk. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.  
    $25.00
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    GIVE ME SUGAR BABY

    Cards
    Front: Valentine's Day is about love and spending time together. Inside: But I'd prefer chocolate.
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    FOODIE

    Cards
    Front: Tis the season. Back: To get chubby.
    $5.00
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    LIKE A FAT KID LIKES CAKE

    Birthday
    Front: I baked you a cake for your birthday. Inside: Then I ate it.
    $5.00

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    NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL

    Birthday
    Front: You deserve a huge birthday celebration. Inside: But I'm just giving you a card and buying take-out.
    $5.00
  • Out Of Stock
    Quick View

    BEST OF CHRISTMAS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: He sees you when you're sleeping.  He knows when you're awake. INSIDE: He must be stalking you. FRONT: Grandmas got ran over by a reindeer again. INSIDE: That bitch had it coming. FRONT: You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen? INSIDE: They're assholes. FRONT: 'Tis the season. INSIDE: To get chubby. FRONT: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. INSIDE: By getting druuuuunk. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.  
    $25.00
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    GIVE ME SUGAR BABY

    Cards
    Front: Valentine's Day is about love and spending time together. Inside: But I'd prefer chocolate.
    $5.00
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    FOODIE

    Cards
    Front: Tis the season. Back: To get chubby.
    $5.00
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    LIKE A FAT KID LIKES CAKE

    Birthday
    Front: I baked you a cake for your birthday. Inside: Then I ate it.
    $5.00
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