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Rub one out.
Masturbation is fun.
Front: Being alone on Valentine’s Day is okay.
Back: As long as you don’t mind masturbating.
Front: All I can do is think about you.
Back: And it’s making me touch myself.
Front: My heart aches for you.
Back: So does my erection.
Front: I’m really going to miss you.
Back: So thank god for masturbation.
Front: Love is powerful.
Back: So are vibrators.
Front: So sweet and innocent.
Back: Until all his socks start sticking together.