GETTING MY SHIT TOGETHER
April 8, 2024
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CardsFront: As you go into life after graduation, remember one thing. Back: No one likes a smartass.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.$5.00 -
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SMALL BLACK HEART
CardsFront: They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. Back: Stay away long enough and I might actually start to like you.$5.00 -
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WHORE CEO
CardsFront: Heard you got that job. Back: So is hooking just a part-time thing now?$1.00 -
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FORTY AND MOVING OUT
CardsFront: So you have a new home. Back: That's great. Your parents were getting sick of you.$5.00 -
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SMARTY PANTS SMART ASS
CardsFront: As you go into life after graduation, remember one thing. Back: No one likes a smartass.$5.00 -
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DRU’S IDENTITY
CardsFront: You've given me a lot of great advice over the years. Back: Now here's a piece for you, stop telling me what to do.$5.00 -
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FATHER BY MARRIAGE
CardsFront: You're the best father-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 -
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EVERYBODY FARTS
CardsFront: Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.$5.00 -
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BANG BANG BANG
CardsFront: Let's trim the tree and put up the stockings. Back: And then bang until the New Year.$5.00 -
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FUCK ME SANTA
CardsFront: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. Back: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.$5.00 -
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YOUR STOCKING STINKS
CardsFront: I know what Santa is putting in your stocking. Back: A lump of shit.$5.00 -
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ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm sorry I missed your birthday. Inside: I'm such an asshole.$5.00 -
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OH POOP
BirthdayFront: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you. Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.$5.00 -
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I KNOW DODGE IS CUTE
CardsFront: Babies are great. Inside: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones.$5.50 -
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