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BEARD POWER
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REAR END HER
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HO HO HO
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FUCK ME SANTA
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CUM ONE CUM ALL
Break UpFront: It was good while it lasted. Inside: But you always came too early.$5.00 -
SEXUALLY OVERACTIVE
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SKUNKS LIKE IT DIRTY
BirthdayFront: This year your birthday is extra special. Inside: So go get laid.$5.00 -
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SCOOTIE HAMSTER
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YEAH, I’M HORNY
BirthdayFront: Happy Birthday. Inside: For the record, I'm only giving you this cuz it improves my chances of getting laid.$5.50 -
HERPES AND HENS
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SAFETY FIRST
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BANG BANG BANG
CardsFront: Let's trim the tree and put up the stockings. Back: And then bang until the New Year.$5.00 -
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BEARD POWER
CardsFront: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Back: I always knew she was a whore.$5.00 -
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REAR END HER
CardsFront: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Back: She lets him do it up the ass.$5.00 -
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HO HO HO
CardsFront: I waited up all night to see Santa. Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00 -
FUCK ME SANTA
CardsFront: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. Back: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.$5.00 -
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CUM ONE CUM ALL
Break UpFront: It was good while it lasted. Inside: But you always came too early.$5.00 -
SEXUALLY OVERACTIVE
Bon VoyageFront: Have an amazing time. Inside: Just don't bring home any STD's.$5.00 -
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SKUNKS LIKE IT DIRTY
BirthdayFront: This year your birthday is extra special. Inside: So go get laid.$5.00 -
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SCOOTIE HAMSTER
BirthdayFront: For your birthday lets do something special. Inside: Sex with strangers is special, right?$5.00 -
YEAH, I’M HORNY
BirthdayFront: Happy Birthday. Inside: For the record, I'm only giving you this cuz it improves my chances of getting laid.$5.50 -
HERPES AND HENS
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday and I love you so much it burns. Inside: Or maybe that's the herpes.$5.00 -
SAFETY FIRST
CardsFront: I heard you're expecting. Inside: I guess you don't believe in safe sex.$5.00 -
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