THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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FriendshipFront: I'm glad we get along. Inside: But how could we not? We're fucking rad.$5.95 -
Quick ViewMOM I’D LIKE TO FUCK
FriendshipFront: I don't know what I'd do without you. Inside: I'd probably start fucking your mom.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewPRETTY PENNIE
FriendshipFront: You're smile makes me smile. Inside: Cuz you look like a fucking goof.$5.00 -
Quick ViewARROGANT APE
Father's DayFront: You've taught me so much dad. Inside: Like how to be an asshole.$5.00 -
Quick ViewCOCKY MOFO
CongratulationsFront: You must be so proud of yourself. Inside: You cocky motherfucker.$5.95 -
Quick ViewATTENTION SEEKING DOG
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. You did it. Inside: Big fucking deal.$5.00 -
Quick ViewTHIS CARD IS MEAN
CongratulationsFront: I just want to say congratulations. Inside: You didn't fuck up for once.$5.00 -
Quick ViewHOT SHIT
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: I bet you think you're hot shit now, don't you?$5.95 -
Quick ViewLOST ART FART
ChristmasFront: Sending Christmas cards is almost a lost art. Inside: So you're an asshole if you don't return one.$5.00 -
Quick ViewHAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
ChristmasFront: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.95 -
Quick ViewWORKING WITH ASSHOLES
ChristmasFront: You know Dasher and Dancer? Prancer and Vixen? Inside: They're assholes.$5.95 -
Quick ViewASS FACE
ChristmasFront: Do you believe in Santa? Inside: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCRAZY LITTLE BASTARDS
ChristmasFront: I love elves. Inside: Those little fuckers know how to party.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewSANTA IS A BADASS
ChristmasFront: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.$5.95 -
Quick ViewFUCK ME SANTA
ChristmasFront: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. Inside: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.$5.00 -
Quick ViewCHRISTMAS IS AWESOME
ChristmasFront: It's true what they say about Christmas. Inside: It's fucking awesome.$5.95 -
Quick ViewEVERYTHING IS GREEN
ChristmasFront: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. Inside: I told him to fuck off.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSEND A HUG AND KISS CARD
ChristmasFront: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. Inside: And this year is no fucking different.$5.95 -
Quick ViewDON’T BUY ME SOCKS
ChristmasFront: I'm glad Christmas only comes once a year. Inside: It's hard pretending to like your shitty gifts.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewYOUR STOCKING STINKS
ChristmasFront: I know what Santa is putting in your stocking. Inside: A lump of shit.$5.95
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RAD BAD SAD FAD
FriendshipFront: I'm glad we get along. Inside: But how could we not? We're fucking rad.$5.95 -
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MOM I’D LIKE TO FUCK
FriendshipFront: I don't know what I'd do without you. Inside: I'd probably start fucking your mom.$5.00 -
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PRETTY PENNIE
FriendshipFront: You're smile makes me smile. Inside: Cuz you look like a fucking goof.$5.00 -
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ARROGANT APE
Father's DayFront: You've taught me so much dad. Inside: Like how to be an asshole.$5.00 -
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COCKY MOFO
CongratulationsFront: You must be so proud of yourself. Inside: You cocky motherfucker.$5.95 -
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ATTENTION SEEKING DOG
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. You did it. Inside: Big fucking deal.$5.00 -
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THIS CARD IS MEAN
CongratulationsFront: I just want to say congratulations. Inside: You didn't fuck up for once.$5.00 -
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HOT SHIT
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: I bet you think you're hot shit now, don't you?$5.95 -
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LOST ART FART
ChristmasFront: Sending Christmas cards is almost a lost art. Inside: So you're an asshole if you don't return one.$5.00 -
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HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
ChristmasFront: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.95 -
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WORKING WITH ASSHOLES
ChristmasFront: You know Dasher and Dancer? Prancer and Vixen? Inside: They're assholes.$5.95 -
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ASS FACE
ChristmasFront: Do you believe in Santa? Inside: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.$5.95 -
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CRAZY LITTLE BASTARDS
ChristmasFront: I love elves. Inside: Those little fuckers know how to party.$5.95 -
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SANTA IS A BADASS
ChristmasFront: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.$5.95 -
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FUCK ME SANTA
ChristmasFront: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. Inside: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.$5.00 -
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CHRISTMAS IS AWESOME
ChristmasFront: It's true what they say about Christmas. Inside: It's fucking awesome.$5.95 -
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EVERYTHING IS GREEN
ChristmasFront: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. Inside: I told him to fuck off.$5.95 -
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SEND A HUG AND KISS CARD
ChristmasFront: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. Inside: And this year is no fucking different.$5.95 -
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DON’T BUY ME SOCKS
ChristmasFront: I'm glad Christmas only comes once a year. Inside: It's hard pretending to like your shitty gifts.$5.00 -
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YOUR STOCKING STINKS
ChristmasFront: I know what Santa is putting in your stocking. Inside: A lump of shit.$5.95
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