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Front: Dad. Back: Cut the cord already.
I’m super horny.
Get your head out of your ass.
Front: Get your head out your ass.Back:
Front: We’ve been thinking about you. Back: Mostly negative thoughts.
Front: People just don’t send thank you cards like they used to. Back: Fucking jerks.
Front: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I’m stuck taking care of you.
Front: Mom. Back: Cut the cord already.
Front: I miss everyone so much. Back: Except for you.
Front: Hanukkah is here. Back: I’ll take my first gift now.
Front: I couldn’t ask for a friend better than you. Back: Believe me. I’ve tried.
Front: So sorry about the divorce. Back: It was because of the kids, right?
Front: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate. Back: Celebrate coming out of your mom’s vagina.