Front: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate.
Inside: Celebrate coming out of your mom’s vagina.
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Front: Happy Birthday.
Front: I started to plan a big party for your birthday.
Inside: But there was no one to invite since you have no friends.
Front: For your birthday I wanted to get you something really great.
Inside: But then I remembered that you’re a jerk.