Front: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate.
Back: Celebrate coming out of your mom’s vagina.
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Front: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you.
Back: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.
Front: Another year older.
Back: And you’re still an asshole.
Front: Happy Birthday.
Back: Wanna make out?