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  • Quick View

    CRAZY SHIT

    Birthday
    Front: You deserve to be celebrated. Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit... And you're still alive.
    $5.00
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    MOMMY’S VAG

    Birthday
    Front: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate. Inside: Celebrate coming out of your mom's vagina.
    $5.00
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    SOMETHING BETTER

    Birthday
    Front: Let's celebrate your special day. Inside: Actually, nevermind. I have something better to do.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    ENOUGH ALREADY

    Birthday
    Front: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth. Inside: And I'm getting sick of it.
    $5.00
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    YOUR LIFE SUCKS, GIRAFFE

    Birthday
    Front: Today is a special day to celebrate your life. Inside: Too bad your life sucks.
    $5.00
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