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Front: What a great new job. Back: You’ll be fired in no time.
Front: I heard you’re leaving. Back: Hooray.
Front: Sorry that you’re going through this. Back: If you need stronger drugs, just ask.
I’m sick of your ugly face.
Don’t be a pussy.
Front: I’m so sorry. It will never happen again. Back: Okay, that’s a lie. It probably will.
Front: Happy Mother’s Day. Back: Bitch.
Front: It’s great that you have a new home. Back: Your old place was a dump.
Front: Celebrate this day. Back: It only goes downhill from here.
Front: Happy Father’s Day. Back: Prick.
Front: I heard you’re on Santa’s naughty list. Back: Slut.
Front: Have a great trip. Back: And bring me back something nice.
Front: This birthday is a big one. Back: So don’t go dying on us.
Front: Have a happy birthday. Back: Or rot in hell you old bastard.
Front: Twins. Back: One wasn’t enough?
Front: I love you. Back: Not.