THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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USE THAT SPF
BirthdayFront: You've made another trip around the sun. Inside: And it shows... you should moisturize.$5.95 -
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QUIT YOUR DAY JOB
Mother's DayFront: A stay-at-home-mom is the hardest job in the world. Inside: Are you ready to quit yet?$5.95 -
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YOU SUCK BALLS
New JobFront: What a great new job. Inside: You'll be fired in no time.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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WHORE AY HOORAY
GoodbyeFront: I heard you're leaving. Inside: Hooray.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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GIMME THE HARD STUFF
Get WellFront: Sorry that you're going through this. Inside: If you need stronger drugs, just ask.$5.50 -
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LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
SorryFront: I'm so sorry. It will never happen again. Back: Okay, that's a lie. It probably will.$5.00 -
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DUMPITY DUMP DUMP
New HomeFront: It's great that you have a new home. Back: Your old place was a dump.$5.00 -
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LIFE AIN’T EASY
GraduationFront: Celebrate this day. Inside: It only goes downhill from here.$5.00 -
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NO GIFT SHOP GIFTS
Bon VoyageFront: Have a great trip. Inside: And bring me back something nice.$5.00 -
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BIG HEAD BIGGER EGO
BirthdayFront: This birthday is a big one. Inside: So don't go dying on us.$5.95 -
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I HATE BIRTHDAYS
BirthdayFront: Have a happy birthday. Inside: Or rot in hell you old bastard.$5.00 -
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GREEDY BABY MACHINE
New BabyFront: Twins. Inside: One wasn't enough?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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GUMMIE WORMS
LoveFront: I love you. Inside: Not.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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