On January 25th we turned 8, so happy fucking birthday to us!  We don't know much about the typical 8-year-old, but we're proudly potty-trained, we have our front teeth and we can ride a bike without training wheels…. that's good for 8, right?

This fancy new site of ours has yet to go live, but once it does we'll likely have a belated birthday sale.  What better way to celebrate OUR birthday than by giving others a deal on product?!  People should be sending US gifts, but whatever.  We like that you folks have kept us in business for 8 years…