THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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Quick ViewDONKEY SEX FUN TIME
FriendshipFront: Let's pin the tail on the donkey. Inside: Then we'll watch it have sex with a hooker.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewCALL ME CALL ME CALL ME
FriendshipFront: Hey friend. Back: Did you lose my number? Jerk.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewHIGHLY OVERRATED
FriendshipFront: Everyone loves you. Inside: I don't know why.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewSUBLIME STONER
SaleFront: We should hang out more often. Inside: So put down the bong and let's get together.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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FriendshipFront: Remember that game spin the bottle? Inside: If my spin pointed to you I'd barf.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewEIKCAM BUTTPUNCH
CardsFront: I know we'll be friends forever. Inside: Though I should tell you now, I don't like you that much.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewI HATE MYSELF
Father's DayFront: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewI’M JUST JEALOUS
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: I hate you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewTOLD YA SO
Break UpFront: I'm sorry to hear about the divorce. Inside: But I gotta say, I told you so.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewFISH STICKS FISH DICKS
Break UpFront: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Inside: But do you really think you can do better?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewDUMP THAT BITCH
Break UpFront: You two broke up? Inside: Good. She's a bitch.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewDUMP THAT DOUCHE
Break UpFront: You two broke up? Inside: Good. He's a douche.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewPANTS FEELING HEAVY
Bon VoyageFront: I love travelling. Inside: Though I always seem to get diarrhea.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewFUCK FRIENDS
BirthdayFront: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. Inside: You don't have many friends, so it's the least I can do.Original price was: $5.95.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewHIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS
BirthdayFront: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewA FIVE DOLLAR GIFT
BirthdayFront: This card means one thing. Inside: I don't want to spend more than five dollars on you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBUST A MOVE
BirthdayFront: Happy Birthday. Inside: Let's bust a move.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewAWESOME IS AWESOME
BirthdayFront: Birthdays are awesome. Inside: Unless you're old.Original price was: $5.50.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewYOUR HAIR SUCKS
BirthdayFront: As your friend I really have to let you in on something. Inside: Your haircut is ridiculous.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewOH POOP
BirthdayFront: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you. Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewSCOOTIE HAMSTER
BirthdayFront: For your birthday lets do something special. Inside: Sex with strangers is special, right?Original price was: $5.95.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewI’M THE BEST
BirthdayFront: I got you the best birthday gift ever. Inside: But you don't deserve the best. So I kept it.Original price was: $5.95.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewI JUST DON’T CARE
BirthdayFront: Everyone keeps telling me it's your birthday. Inside: Like I'm supposed to care or something.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewFRIENDLESS LOSER
BirthdayFront: I started to plan a big party for your birthday. Inside: But there was no one to invite since you have no friends.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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DONKEY SEX FUN TIME
FriendshipFront: Let's pin the tail on the donkey. Inside: Then we'll watch it have sex with a hooker.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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CALL ME CALL ME CALL ME
FriendshipFront: Hey friend. Back: Did you lose my number? Jerk.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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HIGHLY OVERRATED
FriendshipFront: Everyone loves you. Inside: I don't know why.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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SUBLIME STONER
SaleFront: We should hang out more often. Inside: So put down the bong and let's get together.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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HAMBURGER DISCO
FriendshipFront: Remember that game spin the bottle? Inside: If my spin pointed to you I'd barf.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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EIKCAM BUTTPUNCH
CardsFront: I know we'll be friends forever. Inside: Though I should tell you now, I don't like you that much.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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I HATE MYSELF
Father's DayFront: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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I’M JUST JEALOUS
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: I hate you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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TOLD YA SO
Break UpFront: I'm sorry to hear about the divorce. Inside: But I gotta say, I told you so.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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FISH STICKS FISH DICKS
Break UpFront: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Inside: But do you really think you can do better?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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DUMP THAT BITCH
Break UpFront: You two broke up? Inside: Good. She's a bitch.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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DUMP THAT DOUCHE
Break UpFront: You two broke up? Inside: Good. He's a douche.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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PANTS FEELING HEAVY
Bon VoyageFront: I love travelling. Inside: Though I always seem to get diarrhea.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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FUCK FRIENDS
BirthdayFront: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. Inside: You don't have many friends, so it's the least I can do.Original price was: $5.95.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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HIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS
BirthdayFront: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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A FIVE DOLLAR GIFT
BirthdayFront: This card means one thing. Inside: I don't want to spend more than five dollars on you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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BUST A MOVE
BirthdayFront: Happy Birthday. Inside: Let's bust a move.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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AWESOME IS AWESOME
BirthdayFront: Birthdays are awesome. Inside: Unless you're old.Original price was: $5.50.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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YOUR HAIR SUCKS
BirthdayFront: As your friend I really have to let you in on something. Inside: Your haircut is ridiculous.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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OH POOP
BirthdayFront: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you. Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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SCOOTIE HAMSTER
BirthdayFront: For your birthday lets do something special. Inside: Sex with strangers is special, right?Original price was: $5.95.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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I’M THE BEST
BirthdayFront: I got you the best birthday gift ever. Inside: But you don't deserve the best. So I kept it.Original price was: $5.95.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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I JUST DON’T CARE
BirthdayFront: Everyone keeps telling me it's your birthday. Inside: Like I'm supposed to care or something.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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FRIENDLESS LOSER
BirthdayFront: I started to plan a big party for your birthday. Inside: But there was no one to invite since you have no friends.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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