Front: For your birthday lets do something special.
Back: Sex with strangers is special, right?
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Front: Happy Birthday.
Back: For the record, I’m only giving you this cuz it improves my chances of getting laid.
Front: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth.
Back: And I’m getting sick of it.
Front: So you’re having another birthday.
Back: The way you drink I’m surprised you made it this far.