THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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Thank youFront: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. Inside: Fucking jerks.$5.95 -
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Thank youFront: We don't know how to thank you. Back: So we'll just sign our names in this card.$5.00 -
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Thank youFront: There aren't words big enough to show my gratitude. Back: So thanks.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewLIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
SorryFront: I'm so sorry. It will never happen again. Back: Okay, that's a lie. It probably will.$5.00 -
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SorryFront: I must say, I'm really sorry. Back: It must piss you off that I'm always right.$5.00 -
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SaleFront: I'm sorry. Back: That it didn't happen sooner.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewSHITTY ATTITUDE
RetirementFront: I'm happy to hear that you're retiring. Inside: Now I don't have to put up with your shitty attitude.$5.95 -
Quick ViewI WANT YOU GONE
RetirementFront: It's great that you're retiring. Inside: I've been wanting to get rid of you for years.$5.00 -
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RetirementFront: I heard you retired. Inside: Are you out of your fucking mind?$5.00 -
Quick ViewSUCKERS MOTHERFUCKERS
RetirementFront: Congrats on your retirement. Inside: Work is for suckers anyway.$5.95
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FROM US FUCKERS
Thank youFront: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. Inside: Fucking jerks.$5.95 -
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WE HAVE MANNERS
Thank youFront: We don't know how to thank you. Back: So we'll just sign our names in this card.$5.00 -
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CARDS SAY IT ALL
Thank youFront: There aren't words big enough to show my gratitude. Back: So thanks.$5.95 -
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LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
SorryFront: I'm so sorry. It will never happen again. Back: Okay, that's a lie. It probably will.$5.00 -
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RIGHT ALL THE TIME
SorryFront: I must say, I'm really sorry. Back: It must piss you off that I'm always right.$5.00 -
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HIPPOS PLAY GUITAR
SaleFront: I'm sorry. Back: That it didn't happen sooner.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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SHITTY ATTITUDE
RetirementFront: I'm happy to hear that you're retiring. Inside: Now I don't have to put up with your shitty attitude.$5.95 -
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I WANT YOU GONE
RetirementFront: It's great that you're retiring. Inside: I've been wanting to get rid of you for years.$5.00 -
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OUT OF YOUR MIND
RetirementFront: I heard you retired. Inside: Are you out of your fucking mind?$5.00 -
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SUCKERS MOTHERFUCKERS
RetirementFront: Congrats on your retirement. Inside: Work is for suckers anyway.$5.95
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