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MASTURBATION NATION
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I’M A PERVERT
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NO NO FEELING
Thank youFront: You deserve a huge thank-you hug. Inside: The creepy kind that lingers.$5.95 -
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GENEROUS GENITALS
Thank youFront: I don't know how to thank you. Inside: Can I use my genitals?$5.00 -
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FROM US FUCKERS
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WE HAVE MANNERS
Thank youFront: We don't know how to thank you. Back: So we'll just sign our names in this card.$5.00 -
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CARDS SAY IT ALL
Thank youFront: There aren't words big enough to show my gratitude. Back: So thanks.$5.95 -
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LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
SorryFront: I'm so sorry. It will never happen again. Back: Okay, that's a lie. It probably will.$5.00 -
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I THINK I HATE YOU
CardsFront: I can't stop thinking about you. Back: And it's making me hate you.$5.00 -
ROBOTS CAN CHEAT
CardsFront: You're the only thing on my mind. Back: Well, you and that blonde I nailed last night.$5.00 -
MASTURBATION NATION
CardsFront: All I can do is think about you. Back: And it's making me touch myself.$5.00 -
I’M A PERVERT
CardsFront: Just thought you should know that I'm thinking about you. Back: And you're naked.$5.00 -
NO NO FEELING
Thank youFront: You deserve a huge thank-you hug. Inside: The creepy kind that lingers.$5.95 -
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GENEROUS GENITALS
Thank youFront: I don't know how to thank you. Inside: Can I use my genitals?$5.00 -
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FROM US FUCKERS
Thank youFront: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. Inside: Fucking jerks.$5.95 -
WE HAVE MANNERS
Thank youFront: We don't know how to thank you. Back: So we'll just sign our names in this card.$5.00 -
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CARDS SAY IT ALL
Thank youFront: There aren't words big enough to show my gratitude. Back: So thanks.$5.95 -
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LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
SorryFront: I'm so sorry. It will never happen again. Back: Okay, that's a lie. It probably will.$5.00 -
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