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September 25, 2023
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CardsFront: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.$5.00 -
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CANCEL THIS SHIT
CardsFront: Did you hear the news? Inside: Santa died. Christmas is cancelled.$5.00 -
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BIG STUPID HEAD
CardsFront: Have you ever wondered why Rudolph has a red nose? Inside: It's just a huge zit.$5.00 -
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CHRISTMAS CHEER
CardsFront: Sending you some Christmas cheer. Inside: From a safe fucking distance.$5.00 -
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YOU’RE TOO MUCH
CardsFront: It's too bad we can't spend the holidays together. Inside: Just kidding. We needed a year off.$5.00 -
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SNIP SNIP TIME
CardsFront: You are a great husband and father. Inside: But it's time for the snip-snip$5.00 -
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WIFE AND MOTHER
CardsFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 -
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CARELESS OR RECKLESS
CardsFront: You make parenting look easy. Inside: Probably because you don't give a shit.$5.00 -
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SHIT ON MY HEAD
CardsFront: Thank you for raising me. Inside: I know I was a little shithead.$5.50 -
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NO CASH VALUE
BirthdayFront: Everyone loves getting money in a card. Inside: But I don't want to put a dollar value on our relationship.$5.00 -
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TOO MUCH MOOLA
BirthdayFront: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Inside: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.$5.50 -
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LOVE MARRIAGE BABIES
CardsFront: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.$5.00 -
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TRAFFIC STOP
CardsFront: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.$5.00 -
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HAPPY WHATEVER
CardsFront: Happy Holidays. Inside: Or whatever the fuck we're supposed to say not to be offensive.$5.00 -
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CARROT WANG
CardsFront: Frosty was at the winter carnival. Inside: He was flashing everyone his carrot wang.$5.00 -
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MAIL ORDER BRIDE
WeddingFront: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?$5.00
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