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April 25, 2024
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New BabyFront: Congratulations. Inside: Now you finally have someone to love you.$1.00 -
Quick ViewYOU GOT KNOCKED UP
New BabyFront: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.$5.00 -
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New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$2.00 -
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New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$1.00 -
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Quick ViewYOU ANNOY ME
AnniversaryFront: Our anniversary is a day to celebrate our love. Inside: Too bad I can't stand to look at you any more.$1.00 -
Quick ViewGREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG – HOLIDAY EDITION
Box SetsHoliday Edition Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) Christmas (and maybe 1 Hanukkah) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats!$30.00 -
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Quick ViewREINDEER MEAT
CardsFront: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.00 -
Quick ViewMERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER
CardsFront: We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, some of us do...$5.00 -
Quick ViewWILD THINGS
CardsFront: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off? Inside: You don't want to know. It's wildly inappropriate.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewOH BABY BABY
CardsFront: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewGREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG
Box SetsGreeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats! Though rest assured, we're not jerks (well, we kind of are)... so we won't be filling a bag with 10 Retirement cards (or something equally silly).$30.00 -
Quick ViewDIVORCE
CardsFront: Thank you for including us in your special day. Back: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too?$5.00 -
Quick ViewNO ONE BETTER
CardsFront: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewGIMME THE HARD STUFF
CardsFront: Sorry that you're going through this. Inside: If you need stronger drugs, just ask.$5.50
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CAN’T BUY ME LOVE
New BabyFront: Congratulations. Inside: Now you finally have someone to love you.$1.00 -
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YOU GOT KNOCKED UP
New BabyFront: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.$5.00 -
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STROLLER GIRL
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$2.00 -
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STROLLER BOY
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$1.00 -
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YOU ANNOY ME
AnniversaryFront: Our anniversary is a day to celebrate our love. Inside: Too bad I can't stand to look at you any more.$1.00 -
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GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG – HOLIDAY EDITION
Box SetsHoliday Edition Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) Christmas (and maybe 1 Hanukkah) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats!$30.00 -
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REINDEER MEAT
CardsFront: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.00 -
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MERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER
CardsFront: We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, some of us do...$5.00 -
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WILD THINGS
CardsFront: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off? Inside: You don't want to know. It's wildly inappropriate.$5.00 -
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OH BABY BABY
CardsFront: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.$5.00 -
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GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG
Box SetsGreeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats! Though rest assured, we're not jerks (well, we kind of are)... so we won't be filling a bag with 10 Retirement cards (or something equally silly).$30.00 -
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DIVORCE
CardsFront: Thank you for including us in your special day. Back: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too?$5.00 -
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NO ONE BETTER
CardsFront: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.00 -
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GIMME THE HARD STUFF
CardsFront: Sorry that you're going through this. Inside: If you need stronger drugs, just ask.$5.50
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