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LOPES TIMES TWO
CardsFront: Congratulations on your big day. Inside: It's about fucking time.$5.50 -
PLEASE, DON’T DO IT
CardsFront: Congratulations. Inside: Remember, it's not too late until you say "I do."$5.00 -
SOUNDS LIKE A SHOTGUN
CardsFront: I heard you're getting hitched. Back: You get knocked up or something?$5.00 -
I CAN’T BELIEVE It
CardsFront: So you're engaged? Back: I'm surprised someone considers you marriage material.$5.00$1.00 -
UPPER LIP HAIR
SaleFront: You'll make a beautiful bride. Back: But you should probably lose the moustache.$5.00$1.00 -
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REVENGE OF THE NERDS
CardsFront: It's great that you two found each other. Back: Weirdos gotta stick together.$5.00 -
DUMB MARRIED TYPE
CardsFront: You two are tying the knot? Back: Talk about dumb and dumber.$5.00$1.00 -
MR AND MRS SEXLESS
CardsFront: Things change when you get married. Back: Like, you have to stop sleeping around.$5.00 -
MONKEY LOVE IS BOGUS
CardsFront: Congratulations on your big day. Back: When you two get a divorce, call me.$5.00 -
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FUCKING FIRE PANTS
CardsFront: You say you don't care about Valentine's Day? Inside: But I know that's a fucking lie.$5.00 -
STICK IT TO ME
CardsFront: I want you to be my Valentine. Inside: And I want you to stick your dick in me.$5.00 -
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SINGLE LOSERS
CardsFront: Valentine's Day is a day to celebrate love. Inside: And to laugh at single people.$5.00 -
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CARDS ARE BEST ANYWAY
CardsFront: You deserve the best Valentine's Day ever. Inside: Too bad all I can afford is this card.$5.00
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LOPES TIMES TWO
CardsFront: Congratulations on your big day. Inside: It's about fucking time.$5.50 -
PLEASE, DON’T DO IT
CardsFront: Congratulations. Inside: Remember, it's not too late until you say "I do."$5.00 -
SOUNDS LIKE A SHOTGUN
CardsFront: I heard you're getting hitched. Back: You get knocked up or something?$5.00 -
I CAN’T BELIEVE It
CardsFront: So you're engaged? Back: I'm surprised someone considers you marriage material.$5.00$1.00 -
UPPER LIP HAIR
SaleFront: You'll make a beautiful bride. Back: But you should probably lose the moustache.$5.00$1.00 -
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REVENGE OF THE NERDS
CardsFront: It's great that you two found each other. Back: Weirdos gotta stick together.$5.00 -
DUMB MARRIED TYPE
CardsFront: You two are tying the knot? Back: Talk about dumb and dumber.$5.00$1.00 -
MR AND MRS SEXLESS
CardsFront: Things change when you get married. Back: Like, you have to stop sleeping around.$5.00 -
MONKEY LOVE IS BOGUS
CardsFront: Congratulations on your big day. Back: When you two get a divorce, call me.$5.00 -
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FUCKING FIRE PANTS
CardsFront: You say you don't care about Valentine's Day? Inside: But I know that's a fucking lie.$5.00 -
STICK IT TO ME
CardsFront: I want you to be my Valentine. Inside: And I want you to stick your dick in me.$5.00 -
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SINGLE LOSERS
CardsFront: Valentine's Day is a day to celebrate love. Inside: And to laugh at single people.$5.00 -
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CARDS ARE BEST ANYWAY
CardsFront: You deserve the best Valentine's Day ever. Inside: Too bad all I can afford is this card.$5.00
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