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    WHORE AY HOORAY

    Goodbye
    Front: I heard you're leaving. Inside: Hooray.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    NEVER REGRET

    Father's Day
    Front: It's your first Father's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    LITTLE BRAT

    Father's Day
    Front: Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    MOMMY ISSUES

    Father's Day
    Front: I love you dad. Inside: But where's my mommy?
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    PARTY TIME

    Christmas
    Front: I'm having a big Christmas party. Inside: But you're not invited.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT ASS

    Belated Birthday
    Front: Your birthday just slipped my mind. Inside: I guess I was too busy thinking about your fat ass.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    WE’RE NOT FRIENDS

    Belated Birthday
    Front: A real friend would never forget your birthday. Inside: Which explains why I forgot yours.  We're not really friends.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    STOP GETTING OLD

    Sale
    Front: Every year you get older. Inside: And every year I like you less.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    IT’S A GIRL

    New Baby
    Front: It's a girl. Inside: Or is it?
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    YOU GOT KNOCKED UP

    New Baby
    Front: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    STROLLER BOY

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    YOU ANNOY ME

    Anniversary
    Front: Our anniversary is a day to celebrate our love. Inside: Too bad I can't stand to look at you any more.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG – HOLIDAY EDITION

    Box Sets
    Holiday Edition Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) Christmas (and maybe 1 Hanukkah) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats!
    $30.00
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    DICKMAN

    Christmas
    Front: I built a snowman, but he melted. Inside: What a dick.
    $5.95
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    CHRISTMAS SHIT SHOW

    Christmas
    Front: Christmas is here. Inside: Let's get this shit over with.
    $5.95
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    REINDEER MEAT

    Christmas
    Front: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them.  Their meat is delicious.
    $5.95
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    MERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER

    Christmas
    Front: We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, some of us do...
    $5.00
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    WILD THINGS

    Christmas
    Front: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off? Inside: You don't want to know.  It's wildly inappropriate.
    $5.95
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    SMALL SAVAGES

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Babies ruin everything.
    $5.00
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    OH BABY BABY

    New Baby
    Front: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.
    $5.00
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    LEAKY BOOBIES

    New Baby
    Front: Your baby is so cute. Inside: I'm lactating just looking at it.
    $5.00
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    BASTARD CHILD

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Your child is a bastard.
    $5.00
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    CUTIE PATOOTIE

    New Baby
    Front: Congrats on the new baby. Inside: It's pretty fucking cute.
    $5.95
  • Greeting Card Mystery Bag
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    GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG

    Box Sets
    Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats! Though rest assured, we're not jerks (well, we kind of are)... so we won't be filling a bag with 10 Retirement cards (or something equally silly).
    $30.00

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    WHORE AY HOORAY

    Goodbye
    Front: I heard you're leaving. Inside: Hooray.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    NEVER REGRET

    Father's Day
    Front: It's your first Father's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    LITTLE BRAT

    Father's Day
    Front: Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    MOMMY ISSUES

    Father's Day
    Front: I love you dad. Inside: But where's my mommy?
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    PARTY TIME

    Christmas
    Front: I'm having a big Christmas party. Inside: But you're not invited.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT ASS

    Belated Birthday
    Front: Your birthday just slipped my mind. Inside: I guess I was too busy thinking about your fat ass.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    WE’RE NOT FRIENDS

    Belated Birthday
    Front: A real friend would never forget your birthday. Inside: Which explains why I forgot yours.  We're not really friends.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    STOP GETTING OLD

    Sale
    Front: Every year you get older. Inside: And every year I like you less.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    IT’S A GIRL

    New Baby
    Front: It's a girl. Inside: Or is it?
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    YOU GOT KNOCKED UP

    New Baby
    Front: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    STROLLER BOY

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    YOU ANNOY ME

    Anniversary
    Front: Our anniversary is a day to celebrate our love. Inside: Too bad I can't stand to look at you any more.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
  • Mystery Bag Holiday Edition
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    GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG – HOLIDAY EDITION

    Box Sets
    Holiday Edition Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) Christmas (and maybe 1 Hanukkah) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats!
    $30.00
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    DICKMAN

    Christmas
    Front: I built a snowman, but he melted. Inside: What a dick.
    $5.95
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    CHRISTMAS SHIT SHOW

    Christmas
    Front: Christmas is here. Inside: Let's get this shit over with.
    $5.95
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    REINDEER MEAT

    Christmas
    Front: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them.  Their meat is delicious.
    $5.95
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    MERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER

    Christmas
    Front: We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, some of us do...
    $5.00
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    WILD THINGS

    Christmas
    Front: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off? Inside: You don't want to know.  It's wildly inappropriate.
    $5.95
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    SMALL SAVAGES

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Babies ruin everything.
    $5.00
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    OH BABY BABY

    New Baby
    Front: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.
    $5.00
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    LEAKY BOOBIES

    New Baby
    Front: Your baby is so cute. Inside: I'm lactating just looking at it.
    $5.00
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    BASTARD CHILD

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Your child is a bastard.
    $5.00
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    CUTIE PATOOTIE

    New Baby
    Front: Congrats on the new baby. Inside: It's pretty fucking cute.
    $5.95
  • Greeting Card Mystery Bag
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    GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG

    Box Sets
    Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats! Though rest assured, we're not jerks (well, we kind of are)... so we won't be filling a bag with 10 Retirement cards (or something equally silly).
    $30.00
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