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May 13, 2026
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GraduationFront: You graduated. Inside: I though you could only think with your penis.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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GraduationFront: I'm proud of you. Inside: But then again, what kind of moron can't graduate?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Good LuckFront: I wish you the best of luck. Inside: Even though you don't deserve it.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Good LuckFront: Good luck. Inside: Boy, do you need it.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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GoodbyeFront: A little bird told me that you're leaving. Inside: Good riddance.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBAD DADDY
Father's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Father's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewCAN’T CUT CORD
Father's DayFront: Dad. Inside: Cut the cord already.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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GoodbyeFront: I heard you're leaving. Inside: Hooray.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Father's DayFront: It's your first Father's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Father's DayFront: Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewMOMMY ISSUES
SaleFront: I love you dad. Inside: But where's my mommy?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewPARTY TIME
ChristmasFront: I'm having a big Christmas party. Inside: But you're not invited.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewHAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT ASS
Belated BirthdayFront: Your birthday just slipped my mind. Inside: I guess I was too busy thinking about your fat ass.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Belated BirthdayFront: A real friend would never forget your birthday. Inside: Which explains why I forgot yours. We're not really friends.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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BirthdayFront: Every year you get older. Inside: And every year I like you less.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewIT’S A GIRL
New BabyFront: It's a girl. Inside: Or is it?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewYOU GOT KNOCKED UP
New BabyFront: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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AnniversaryFront: Our anniversary is a day to celebrate our love. Inside: Too bad I can't stand to look at you any more.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewGREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG – HOLIDAY EDITION
Box SetsHoliday Edition Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) Christmas (and maybe 1 Hanukkah) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats!$30.00 -
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Quick ViewCHRISTMAS SHIT SHOW
ChristmasFront: Christmas is here. Inside: Let's get this shit over with.$5.95 -
Quick ViewREINDEER MEAT
ChristmasFront: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.95 -
Quick ViewMERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER
ChristmasFront: We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, some of us do...$5.00
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PENIS FOR BRAINS
GraduationFront: You graduated. Inside: I though you could only think with your penis.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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DUMBASS MORON
GraduationFront: I'm proud of you. Inside: But then again, what kind of moron can't graduate?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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FREE MOUSTACHE RIDES
Good LuckFront: I wish you the best of luck. Inside: Even though you don't deserve it.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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BOY OH BOY
Good LuckFront: Good luck. Inside: Boy, do you need it.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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I WANT YOU TO LEAVE
GoodbyeFront: A little bird told me that you're leaving. Inside: Good riddance.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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BAD DADDY
Father's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Father's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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CAN’T CUT CORD
Father's DayFront: Dad. Inside: Cut the cord already.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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WHORE AY HOORAY
GoodbyeFront: I heard you're leaving. Inside: Hooray.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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NEVER REGRET
Father's DayFront: It's your first Father's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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LITTLE BRAT
Father's DayFront: Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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MOMMY ISSUES
SaleFront: I love you dad. Inside: But where's my mommy?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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PARTY TIME
ChristmasFront: I'm having a big Christmas party. Inside: But you're not invited.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT ASS
Belated BirthdayFront: Your birthday just slipped my mind. Inside: I guess I was too busy thinking about your fat ass.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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WE’RE NOT FRIENDS
Belated BirthdayFront: A real friend would never forget your birthday. Inside: Which explains why I forgot yours. We're not really friends.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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STOP GETTING OLD
BirthdayFront: Every year you get older. Inside: And every year I like you less.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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IT’S A GIRL
New BabyFront: It's a girl. Inside: Or is it?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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YOU GOT KNOCKED UP
New BabyFront: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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STROLLER BOY
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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YOU ANNOY ME
AnniversaryFront: Our anniversary is a day to celebrate our love. Inside: Too bad I can't stand to look at you any more.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG – HOLIDAY EDITION
Box SetsHoliday Edition Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) Christmas (and maybe 1 Hanukkah) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats!$30.00 -
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CHRISTMAS SHIT SHOW
ChristmasFront: Christmas is here. Inside: Let's get this shit over with.$5.95 -
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REINDEER MEAT
ChristmasFront: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.95 -
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MERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER
ChristmasFront: We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, some of us do...$5.00
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