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WHORE AY HOORAY
GoodbyeFront: I heard you're leaving. Inside: Hooray.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
NEVER REGRET
Father's DayFront: It's your first Father's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
LITTLE BRAT
Father's DayFront: Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
MOMMY ISSUES
Father's DayFront: I love you dad. Inside: But where's my mommy?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
PARTY TIME
ChristmasFront: I'm having a big Christmas party. Inside: But you're not invited.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT ASS
Belated BirthdayFront: Your birthday just slipped my mind. Inside: I guess I was too busy thinking about your fat ass.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
WE’RE NOT FRIENDS
Belated BirthdayFront: A real friend would never forget your birthday. Inside: Which explains why I forgot yours. We're not really friends.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
STOP GETTING OLD
SaleFront: Every year you get older. Inside: And every year I like you less.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
IT’S A GIRL
New BabyFront: It's a girl. Inside: Or is it?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
YOU GOT KNOCKED UP
New BabyFront: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
STROLLER BOY
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
YOU ANNOY ME
AnniversaryFront: Our anniversary is a day to celebrate our love. Inside: Too bad I can't stand to look at you any more.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG – HOLIDAY EDITION
Box SetsHoliday Edition Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) Christmas (and maybe 1 Hanukkah) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats!$30.00 -
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CHRISTMAS SHIT SHOW
ChristmasFront: Christmas is here. Inside: Let's get this shit over with.$5.95 -
REINDEER MEAT
ChristmasFront: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.95 -
MERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER
ChristmasFront: We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, some of us do...$5.00 -
WILD THINGS
ChristmasFront: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off? Inside: You don't want to know. It's wildly inappropriate.$5.95 -
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OH BABY BABY
New BabyFront: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.$5.00 -
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GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG
Box SetsGreeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats! Though rest assured, we're not jerks (well, we kind of are)... so we won't be filling a bag with 10 Retirement cards (or something equally silly).$30.00
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WHORE AY HOORAY
GoodbyeFront: I heard you're leaving. Inside: Hooray.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
NEVER REGRET
Father's DayFront: It's your first Father's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
LITTLE BRAT
Father's DayFront: Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
MOMMY ISSUES
Father's DayFront: I love you dad. Inside: But where's my mommy?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
PARTY TIME
ChristmasFront: I'm having a big Christmas party. Inside: But you're not invited.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT ASS
Belated BirthdayFront: Your birthday just slipped my mind. Inside: I guess I was too busy thinking about your fat ass.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
WE’RE NOT FRIENDS
Belated BirthdayFront: A real friend would never forget your birthday. Inside: Which explains why I forgot yours. We're not really friends.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
STOP GETTING OLD
SaleFront: Every year you get older. Inside: And every year I like you less.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
IT’S A GIRL
New BabyFront: It's a girl. Inside: Or is it?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
YOU GOT KNOCKED UP
New BabyFront: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
STROLLER BOY
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
YOU ANNOY ME
AnniversaryFront: Our anniversary is a day to celebrate our love. Inside: Too bad I can't stand to look at you any more.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG – HOLIDAY EDITION
Box SetsHoliday Edition Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) Christmas (and maybe 1 Hanukkah) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats!$30.00 -
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CHRISTMAS SHIT SHOW
ChristmasFront: Christmas is here. Inside: Let's get this shit over with.$5.95 -
REINDEER MEAT
ChristmasFront: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.95 -
MERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER
ChristmasFront: We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, some of us do...$5.00 -
WILD THINGS
ChristmasFront: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off? Inside: You don't want to know. It's wildly inappropriate.$5.95 -
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OH BABY BABY
New BabyFront: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.$5.00 -
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GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG
Box SetsGreeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats! Though rest assured, we're not jerks (well, we kind of are)... so we won't be filling a bag with 10 Retirement cards (or something equally silly).$30.00
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