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May 13, 2026
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Quick ViewSANTA’S FAVE STRIP JOINT
ChristmasFront: I met Prancer and Vixen. Inside: They work at a strip joint downtown.$5.95 -
Quick ViewEXPECT THE BEST
ChristmasFront: This Christmas will be great. Inside: As long as you buy me something fucking amazing.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCANCEL THIS SHIT
ChristmasFront: Did you hear the news? Inside: Santa died. Christmas is cancelled.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBIG STUPID HEAD
ChristmasFront: Have you ever wondered why Rudolph has a red nose? Inside: It's just a huge zit.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCHRISTMAS CHEER
ChristmasFront: Sending you some Christmas cheer. Inside: From a safe fucking distance.$5.00 -
Quick ViewYOU’RE TOO MUCH
ChristmasFront: It's too bad we can't spend the holidays together. Inside: Just kidding. We needed a year off.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSNIP SNIP TIME
Father's DayFront: You are a great husband and father. Inside: But it's time for the snip-snip$5.95 -
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Quick ViewALL ABOUT YOU DAD
Father's DayFront: Today is all about you dad. Inside: You self-entitled jerk.$5.00 -
Quick ViewWIFE AND MOTHER
CardsFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewCARELESS OR RECKLESS
ParentingFront: You make parenting look easy. Inside: Probably because you don't give a shit.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSHIT ON MY HEAD
ParentingFront: Thank you for raising me. Inside: I know I was a little shithead.$5.95 -
Quick ViewNO CASH VALUE
BirthdayFront: Everyone loves getting money in a card. Inside: But I don't want to put a dollar value on our relationship.$5.95 -
Quick ViewTOO MUCH MOOLA
BirthdayFront: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Inside: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.$5.95 -
Quick ViewLOVE MARRIAGE BABIES
CardsFront: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewMRS. BITCH CLAUS
ChristmasFront: Santa Claus is great. Inside: But Mrs. Claus is a real bitch.$5.95 -
Quick ViewTRAFFIC STOP
ChristmasFront: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.$5.00 -
Quick ViewHAPPY WHATEVER
ChristmasFront: Happy Holidays. Inside: Or whatever the fuck we're supposed to say not to be offensive.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCARROT WANG
ChristmasFront: Frosty was at the winter carnival. Inside: He was flashing everyone his carrot wang.$5.95
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Quick View
SANTA’S FAVE STRIP JOINT
ChristmasFront: I met Prancer and Vixen. Inside: They work at a strip joint downtown.$5.95 -
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EXPECT THE BEST
ChristmasFront: This Christmas will be great. Inside: As long as you buy me something fucking amazing.$5.95 -
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CANCEL THIS SHIT
ChristmasFront: Did you hear the news? Inside: Santa died. Christmas is cancelled.$5.95 -
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BIG STUPID HEAD
ChristmasFront: Have you ever wondered why Rudolph has a red nose? Inside: It's just a huge zit.$5.95 -
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CHRISTMAS CHEER
ChristmasFront: Sending you some Christmas cheer. Inside: From a safe fucking distance.$5.00 -
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YOU’RE TOO MUCH
ChristmasFront: It's too bad we can't spend the holidays together. Inside: Just kidding. We needed a year off.$5.95 -
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SNIP SNIP TIME
Father's DayFront: You are a great husband and father. Inside: But it's time for the snip-snip$5.95 -
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ALL ABOUT YOU DAD
Father's DayFront: Today is all about you dad. Inside: You self-entitled jerk.$5.00 -
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WIFE AND MOTHER
CardsFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 -
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CARELESS OR RECKLESS
ParentingFront: You make parenting look easy. Inside: Probably because you don't give a shit.$5.00 -
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SHIT ON MY HEAD
ParentingFront: Thank you for raising me. Inside: I know I was a little shithead.$5.95 -
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NO CASH VALUE
BirthdayFront: Everyone loves getting money in a card. Inside: But I don't want to put a dollar value on our relationship.$5.95 -
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TOO MUCH MOOLA
BirthdayFront: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Inside: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.$5.95 -
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LOVE MARRIAGE BABIES
CardsFront: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.$5.00 -
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MRS. BITCH CLAUS
ChristmasFront: Santa Claus is great. Inside: But Mrs. Claus is a real bitch.$5.95 -
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TRAFFIC STOP
ChristmasFront: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.$5.00 -
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HAPPY WHATEVER
ChristmasFront: Happy Holidays. Inside: Or whatever the fuck we're supposed to say not to be offensive.$5.95 -
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CARROT WANG
ChristmasFront: Frosty was at the winter carnival. Inside: He was flashing everyone his carrot wang.$5.95
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