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    Front: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.
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    Front: Frosty was at the winter carnival. Inside: He was flashing everyone his carrot wang.
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    Front: Congratulations on your engagement. Inside: Will it be an open bar?
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    COME CUM

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    SHEEPISH WEDDING

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    LIKE YOU, HATE YOU

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    Front: I'm really sorry. Inside: But you asked for it.
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    Front: It's that time of year again. Inside: Too bad no one loves you.
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    THERE’S NO CHANCE

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    Front: I spoke with cupid last night. Inside: You're going to die alone.
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