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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
New JobFront: Congrats on the new position. Back: I thought you could only do missionary.$5.95 -
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ALWAYS ON TOP
New JobFront: I heard you got a promotion. Back: Way to sleep your way to the top.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
INDEPENDENT PENGUIN
New HomeFront: Congrats on your new place. Back: Are you sure you can afford it?$5.95 -
SWEDISH MEATBALLS
New HomeFront: You have a beautiful new home. Back: But your furniture sucks.$5.00 -
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MORTGAGE SMORTGAGE
New HomeFront: What a great house. Back: Too bad you won't own it for 30 years.$5.00 -
I DON’T PAY RENT
New HomeFront: Congratulations on a beautiful new home. Back: When can I move in?$5.00 -
DUMPITY DUMP DUMP
New HomeFront: It's great that you have a new home. Back: Your old place was a dump.$5.00 -
FORTY AND MOVING OUT
New HomeFront: So you have a new home. Back: That's great. Your parents were getting sick of you.$5.00 -
GET A NEW, NEW HOUSE
New HomeFront: Congratulations on your new home. Back: Looks like a real fixer upper.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
HanukkahFront: Have yourself a Happy Hanukkah. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.00 -
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GIFT TIMES EIGHT
HanukkahFront: Hanukkah is here. Inside: I'll take my first gift now.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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MERRY HANUKKAH
HanukkahFront: Hanukkah's great. Inside: But Christmas just seems so much better.$5.00 -
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RIDICULOUS OUTFITS
GraduationFront: Put on your cap and gown. Inside: And let's get this shit over with.$5.00 -
SMARTY PANTS SMART ASS
GraduationFront: As you go into life after graduation, remember one thing. Inside: No one likes a smartass.$5.00 -
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SMARTER THAN I THOUGHT
GraduationFront: Congratulations. Inside: I guess you're not an idiot after all.$5.00 -
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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
New JobFront: Congrats on the new position. Back: I thought you could only do missionary.$5.95 -
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ALWAYS ON TOP
New JobFront: I heard you got a promotion. Back: Way to sleep your way to the top.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
INDEPENDENT PENGUIN
New HomeFront: Congrats on your new place. Back: Are you sure you can afford it?$5.95 -
SWEDISH MEATBALLS
New HomeFront: You have a beautiful new home. Back: But your furniture sucks.$5.00 -
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MORTGAGE SMORTGAGE
New HomeFront: What a great house. Back: Too bad you won't own it for 30 years.$5.00 -
I DON’T PAY RENT
New HomeFront: Congratulations on a beautiful new home. Back: When can I move in?$5.00 -
DUMPITY DUMP DUMP
New HomeFront: It's great that you have a new home. Back: Your old place was a dump.$5.00 -
FORTY AND MOVING OUT
New HomeFront: So you have a new home. Back: That's great. Your parents were getting sick of you.$5.00 -
GET A NEW, NEW HOUSE
New HomeFront: Congratulations on your new home. Back: Looks like a real fixer upper.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
HanukkahFront: Have yourself a Happy Hanukkah. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.00 -
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GIFT TIMES EIGHT
HanukkahFront: Hanukkah is here. Inside: I'll take my first gift now.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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MERRY HANUKKAH
HanukkahFront: Hanukkah's great. Inside: But Christmas just seems so much better.$5.00 -
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RIDICULOUS OUTFITS
GraduationFront: Put on your cap and gown. Inside: And let's get this shit over with.$5.00 -
SMARTY PANTS SMART ASS
GraduationFront: As you go into life after graduation, remember one thing. Inside: No one likes a smartass.$5.00 -
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SMARTER THAN I THOUGHT
GraduationFront: Congratulations. Inside: I guess you're not an idiot after all.$5.00 -
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