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Front: We found you the perfect birthday gift.
Inside: It was expensive. So we didn’t buy it.
High Five Day
Front: You’ll get through this.
Inside: You’re a tough motherfucker.
Front: Got your panties in a bunch
You give me lady wood.
Got your panties in a bunch?
Front: You only get married once.
Front: I heard you’re getting hitched.
Back: You get knocked up or something?
Front: It’s Valentine’s Day.
Inside: But who gives a shit?
Front: It’s Valentine’s Day again.
Inside: Let’s get drunk.
Front: All I can do is think about you.
Back: And it’s making me touch myself.
Front: You did a great job raising me, mom.
Back: But I wouldn’t be so proud of the others.
Front: I love you so much.
Back: You’re so fucking hot.
Front: Congrats on the new gig.
Back: I guess it’s the best someone with your education can get.
Front: Good luck.
Back: You little twerp.