THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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Father's DayFront: You're like a dad to me. Inside: I didn't spawn from your seed, but I know you love me.$5.95 -
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Mother's DayFront: You're like a mom to me. Inside: I didn't come out of your vag, but I know you love me.$5.95 -
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CongratulationsInside: Reason 3. Because the word congratulations is so long that people hate writing it out themselves + they'd much rather just buy a card that spells it out for them.$5.95 -
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FriendshipFront: You're the best. Inside: No matter what's in those undies.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Inside: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.$5.95 -
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Get WellFront: You'll get through this. Inside: You're a tough motherfucker.$5.50 -
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CardsFront: All I can do is think about you. Back: And it's making me touch myself.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: You did a great job raising me, mom. Inside: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
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New JobFront: Congrats on the new gig. Back: I guess it's the best someone with your education can get.$5.00 -
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NEVER TOO OLD FOR LOVE
WeddingFront: Happy wedding day. Inside: I can't believe people your age get married.$5.95 -
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NOT YOUR SPERM
Father's DayFront: You're like a dad to me. Inside: I didn't spawn from your seed, but I know you love me.$5.95 -
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NOT YOUR PUSSY
Mother's DayFront: You're like a mom to me. Inside: I didn't come out of your vag, but I know you love me.$5.95 -
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SASSY ASSHOLE
CongratulationsInside: Reason 3. Because the word congratulations is so long that people hate writing it out themselves + they'd much rather just buy a card that spells it out for them.$5.95 -
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UNDERWEAR DON’T CARE
FriendshipFront: You're the best. Inside: No matter what's in those undies.$5.95 -
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TOO MUCH MOOLA
BirthdayFront: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Inside: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.$5.95 -
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THAT FUCKER BE TOUGH
Get WellFront: You'll get through this. Inside: You're a tough motherfucker.$5.50 -
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SOUNDS LIKE A SHOTGUN
CardsFront: I heard you're getting hitched. Inside: You get knocked up or something?$5.00 -
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MASTURBATION NATION
CardsFront: All I can do is think about you. Back: And it's making me touch myself.$5.00 -
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I’M SUPER AWESOME
CardsFront: You did a great job raising me, mom. Inside: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
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NO CLASS MEANS NO CLASS
New JobFront: Congrats on the new gig. Back: I guess it's the best someone with your education can get.$5.00 -
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COWS ARE TWERPS
Good LuckFront: Good luck. Inside: You little twerp.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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