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May 13, 2026
Dog
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Quick ViewI WANT YOU GONE
RetirementFront: It's great that you're retiring. Inside: I've been wanting to get rid of you for years.$5.00 -
Quick ViewDRUGS ARE BAD
New JobFront: That's great news about the job. Back: I thought you'd fail the drug test.$5.00 -
Quick ViewDOGS ARE STUPID
GraduationFront: You've officially graduated. Inside: It's about fucking time.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewGLAD IT’S NOT ME
Get WellFront: I'm sorry you're not feeling well. Inside: But better you than me.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewATTENTION SEEKING DOG
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. You did it. Inside: Big fucking deal.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewDOWN WITH THE OLDIES
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to a dear old friend. Inside: An old, old, old, old, old, old friend.$5.95 -
Quick ViewYOU DANCE LIKE ELAINE
BirthdayFront: Let's go out dancing for your birthday. Inside: Actually, maybe you should stay home. You're embarrassing.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewPUP PUP PUPPY
New BabyFront: Congrats on a great addition to the family. Inside: Though a dog would have been a better choice.$5.00 -
Quick ViewATTRACTIVE OPPOSITES
AnniversaryFront: I believe that opposites attract. Inside: Just look. I'm awesome and you're not.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBRUSH YOUR TEETH
AnniversaryFront: Waking up next to you every morning is a dream come true. Inside: Unless your breath smells like shit.$5.95 -
Quick ViewOYE WITH THE POODLES
AnniversaryFront: Happy Anniversary, babe. You're great. Inside: But I'm definitely better.$5.00
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I WANT YOU GONE
RetirementFront: It's great that you're retiring. Inside: I've been wanting to get rid of you for years.$5.00 -
Quick View
DRUGS ARE BAD
New JobFront: That's great news about the job. Back: I thought you'd fail the drug test.$5.00 -
Quick View
DOGS ARE STUPID
GraduationFront: You've officially graduated. Inside: It's about fucking time.$5.00 -
Sale!Quick View
GLAD IT’S NOT ME
Get WellFront: I'm sorry you're not feeling well. Inside: But better you than me.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick View
ATTENTION SEEKING DOG
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. You did it. Inside: Big fucking deal.$5.00 -
Quick View
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DOWN WITH THE OLDIES
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to a dear old friend. Inside: An old, old, old, old, old, old friend.$5.95 -
Quick View
YOU DANCE LIKE ELAINE
BirthdayFront: Let's go out dancing for your birthday. Inside: Actually, maybe you should stay home. You're embarrassing.$5.95 -
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PUP PUP PUPPY
New BabyFront: Congrats on a great addition to the family. Inside: Though a dog would have been a better choice.$5.00 -
Quick View
ATTRACTIVE OPPOSITES
AnniversaryFront: I believe that opposites attract. Inside: Just look. I'm awesome and you're not.$5.00 -
Quick View
BRUSH YOUR TEETH
AnniversaryFront: Waking up next to you every morning is a dream come true. Inside: Unless your breath smells like shit.$5.95 -
Quick View
OYE WITH THE POODLES
AnniversaryFront: Happy Anniversary, babe. You're great. Inside: But I'm definitely better.$5.00
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