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HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
HanukkahFront: Have yourself a Happy Hanukkah. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.00 -
DOGS ARE STUPID
GraduationFront: You've officially graduated. Inside: It's about fucking time.$5.00 -
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RAD BAD SAD FAD
FriendshipFront: I'm glad we get along. Inside: But how could we not? We're fucking rad.$5.95 -
MOM I’D LIKE TO FUCK
FriendshipFront: I don't know what I'd do without you. Inside: I'd probably start fucking your mom.$5.00 -
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PRETTY PENNIE
FriendshipFront: You're smile makes me smile. Inside: Cuz you look like a fucking goof.$5.00 -
COCKY MOFO
CongratulationsFront: You must be so proud of yourself. Inside: You cocky motherfucker.$5.95 -
ATTENTION SEEKING DOG
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. You did it. Inside: Big fucking deal.$5.00 -
THIS CARD IS MEAN
CongratulationsFront: I just want to say congratulations. Inside: You didn't fuck up for once.$5.00 -
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
ChristmasFront: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.95 -
BANG BANG BANG
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CRAZY LITTLE BASTARDS
ChristmasFront: I love elves. Inside: Those little fuckers know how to party.$5.95 -
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CHRISTMAS IS AWESOME
ChristmasFront: It's true what they say about Christmas. Inside: It's fucking awesome.$5.95 -
EVERYTHING IS GREEN
ChristmasFront: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. Inside: I told him to fuck off.$5.95 -
SEND A HUG AND KISS CARD
ChristmasFront: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. Inside: And this year is no fucking different.$5.95 -
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I WON’T KILL YOU
Belated BirthdayFront: I can't believe I missed your birthday. Inside: You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.$5.95 -
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?$5.95 -
ANOTHER FUCKING DAY
BirthdayFront: Have a very happy birthday. Inside: Or don't. I don't fucking care.$5.95
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