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SaleFront: Enjoy your wedding day. Inside: Because I won't.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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GraduationFront: You graduated. Inside: I though you could only think with your penis.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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CardsFront: I can't stop thinking about you. Back: And it's making me hate you.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: You've finally retired. Inside: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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CardsFront: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. Inside: And this year is no fucking different.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewYOUR LIFE SUCKS, GIRAFFE
BirthdayFront: Today is a special day to celebrate your life. Inside: Too bad your life sucks.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: I guess it's time to baby-proof the house. Inside: You don't want any of those little buggers getting in.$5.00
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TOO MUCH LOVE
CardsFront: Time to buy gifts for everyone we love. Inside: Fuck. We love too many people.$5.50 -
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YOU SUCK TOGETHER
SaleFront: Enjoy your wedding day. Inside: Because I won't.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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PENIS FOR BRAINS
GraduationFront: You graduated. Inside: I though you could only think with your penis.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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I THINK I HATE YOU
CardsFront: I can't stop thinking about you. Back: And it's making me hate you.$5.00 -
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NO NO FEELING
CardsFront: You deserve a huge thank-you hug. Inside: The creepy kind that lingers.$5.00 -
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SETTLE DOWN MAN
CardsFront: You've finally retired. Inside: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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SEND A HUG AND KISS CARD
CardsFront: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. Inside: And this year is no fucking different.$5.00 -
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YOUR LIFE SUCKS, GIRAFFE
BirthdayFront: Today is a special day to celebrate your life. Inside: Too bad your life sucks.$5.00 -
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THIS IS TARA’S BABY CARD
CardsFront: I guess it's time to baby-proof the house. Inside: You don't want any of those little buggers getting in.$5.00
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