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    Front: Thank you for raising me. Inside: I know I was a little shithead.
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    STICKY SOCKS

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    Front: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.
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    Front: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.
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