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CardsFront: Thank you for raising me. Inside: I know I was a little shithead.$5.50 -
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SaleFront: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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SaleFront: Congratulations on your first Father's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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SaleFront: Every year you get older. Inside: And every year I like you less.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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CardsFront: Thank you for including us in your special day. Inside: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too?$5.00 -
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SaleFront: You'll make a beautiful bride. Inside: But you should probably lose the moustache.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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SaleFront: I heard you don't have a Valentine yet. Back: I bet it's because you're ugly.Original price was: $5.00.$2.00Current price is: $2.00. -
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CardsFront: Congratulations on a beautiful new home. Back: When can I move in?$5.00 -
Quick ViewDON’T BUY ME SOCKS
CardsFront: I'm glad Christmas only comes once a year. Inside: It's hard pretending to like your shitty gifts.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: Have a great trip. Inside: But don't rush home. No one is going to miss you$5.00 -
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BirthdayFront: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. Inside: You don't have many friends, so it's the least I can do.$5.50 -
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CardsFront: So you're having another birthday. Inside: The way you drink I'm surprised you made it this far.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBABY BITCH SPICE
CardsFront: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.$5.00
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SHIT ON MY HEAD
CardsFront: Thank you for raising me. Inside: I know I was a little shithead.$5.50 -
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BAD MOMMY
SaleFront: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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BAD DADDY
SaleFront: Congratulations on your first Father's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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STOP GETTING OLD
SaleFront: Every year you get older. Inside: And every year I like you less.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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DIVORCE
CardsFront: Thank you for including us in your special day. Inside: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too?$5.00 -
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UPPER LIP HAIR
SaleFront: You'll make a beautiful bride. Inside: But you should probably lose the moustache.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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UGLIES BUMPIN UGLIES
SaleFront: I heard you don't have a Valentine yet. Back: I bet it's because you're ugly.Original price was: $5.00.$2.00Current price is: $2.00. -
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I DON’T PAY RENT
CardsFront: Congratulations on a beautiful new home. Back: When can I move in?$5.00 -
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DON’T BUY ME SOCKS
CardsFront: I'm glad Christmas only comes once a year. Inside: It's hard pretending to like your shitty gifts.$5.00 -
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DO THE HULA
CardsFront: Have a great trip. Inside: But don't rush home. No one is going to miss you$5.00 -
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FUCK FRIENDS
BirthdayFront: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. Inside: You don't have many friends, so it's the least I can do.$5.50 -
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THAT MOUSE IS SOBER
CardsFront: So you're having another birthday. Inside: The way you drink I'm surprised you made it this far.$5.00 -
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STICKY SOCKS
CardsFront: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.$5.00 -
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BABY BITCH SPICE
CardsFront: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.$5.00
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