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    REINDEER MEAT

    Christmas
    Front: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them.  Their meat is delicious.
    $5.95
  • Quick View

    MERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER

    Christmas
    Front: We wish you a Merry Christmas. Inside: Well, some of us do...
    $5.00
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    BETTER THINGS TO DO

    Belated Birthday
    Front: Sorry I missed your birthday. Inside: I was busy.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    DEAD BEAT

    Birthday
    Front: Happy birthday. Inside: Think you'll make it to the next one?
    $5.95
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    LIKE A FAT KID LIKES CAKE

    Birthday
    Front: I baked you a cake for your birthday. Inside: Then I ate it.
    $5.95
  • Sale!
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    BUST A MOVE

    Birthday
    Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: Let's bust a move.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    DOWN WITH THE OLDIES

    Birthday
    Front: Happy birthday to a dear old friend. Inside: An old, old, old, old, old, old friend.
    $5.95
  • Sale!
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    YOUR HAIR SUCKS

    Birthday
    Front: As your friend I really have to let you in on something. Inside: Your haircut is ridiculous.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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