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Front: I’m happy to hear that you’re retiring. Back: Now I don’t have to put up with your shitty attitude.
Front: It’s great that you’re retiring. Back: I’ve been wanting to get rid of you for years.
Front: I heard you retired. Back: Are you out of your fucking mind?
Front: Congrats on your retirement. Back: Work is for suckers anyway.
Front: Retirement is an important step in a person’s life. Back: It’s also the last step before death.
Front: I heard you’re retiring. Back: Finally admitting you’re too old?
Front: Finally retiring? Back: Should you have done that years ago?
Front: Wow, so you’re retiring. Back: I didn’t even know you had a job.
Front: You’ve finally retired. Back: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.
Front: It’s time to retire, huh? Back: What from? Sitting on the couch?
Front: I hate goodbyes. Back: I also hate you. So see ya.
Front: You’re leaving? Back: That blows.
Front: Bye. Back: I thought you’d never leave.
Front: Are you really leaving? Back: Good. You were bugging me.
Front: I guess this is goodbye. Back: It’s about fucking time.
Front: Keep in touch. Back: Or else.
Front: I heard you’re leaving. Back: I hope you never come back.