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    TOP 60 EVERYDAY

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    This card collection contains the Top 60 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. Our cards come with an A-2 size envelope. 4 3/16" x 5 5/8". Since 2007 all of our cards are proudly written, illustrated, designed and printed in Canada! These cards are printed on cardstock and creased, folded, and cut with the utmost care using human-powered equipment. Many of our products contain language that some people (with no sense of humour) may find offensive. In short, we make raunchy, rude, and ridiculously funny handmade greeting cards from our home office in Canada. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (24 Birthday, 2 Anniversary, 4 New Baby, 4 Congratulations, 4 Friendship, 4 Get Well, 2 Graduation, 2 New Home, 4 Love, 2 Retirement, 4 Thank You, and 4 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.
    Original price was: $357.00.Current price is: $255.00.
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    TOP 48 EVERYDAY

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    This card collection contains the Top 48 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (22 Birthday, 2 Anniversary, 3 New Baby, 2 Congratulations, 2 Friendship, 2 Get Well, 2 Graduation, 2 New Home, 3 Love, 2 Retirement, 3 Thank You, and 3 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.
    Original price was: $285.60.Current price is: $210.00.
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    SHITTY ATTITUDE

    Retirement
    Front: I'm happy to hear that you're retiring. Inside: Now I don't have to put up with your shitty attitude.
    $5.95
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    I WANT YOU GONE

    Retirement
    Front: It's great that you're retiring. Inside: I've been wanting to get rid of you for years.
    $5.00
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    OUT OF YOUR MIND

    Retirement
    Front: I heard you retired. Inside: Are you out of your fucking mind?
    $5.00
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    SUCKERS MOTHERFUCKERS

    Retirement
    Front: Congrats on your retirement. Inside: Work is for suckers anyway.
    $5.95
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    SOON IT WILL ALL END

    Retirement
    Front: Retirement is an important step in a person's life. Inside: It's also the last step before death.
    $5.00
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    TOO OLD TO WORK

    Retirement
    Front: I heard you're retiring. Inside: Finally admitting you're too old?
    $5.95
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    TOO OLD TO RETIRE

    Retirement
    Front: Finally retiring? Inside: Should you have done that years ago?
    $5.00
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    JOBLESS LOSER

    Retirement
    Front: Wow, so you're retiring. Inside: I didn't even know you had a job.
    $5.00
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    SETTLE DOWN MAN

    Retirement
    Front: You've finally retired. Inside: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    BEER BELLY BUTTON

    Retirement
    Front: It's time to retire, huh? Inside: What from? Sitting on the couch?
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    SEE YA

    Goodbye
    Front: I hate goodbyes. Inside: I also hate you. So see ya.
    $5.00
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    BLOW ME

    Goodbye
    Front: You're leaving? Inside: That blows.
    $5.00
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    GET OUTTA HERE

    Goodbye
    Front: Bye. Inside: I thought you'd never leave.
    $5.00
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    OSTRICHES ARE COOL

    Goodbye
    Front: Are you really leaving? Inside: Good. You were bugging me.
    $5.00
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    MR SMITH IS LEAVING

    Goodbye
    Front: I guess this is goodbye. Inside: It's about fucking time.
    $5.00
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    I MISS YOU BEARY MUCH

    Goodbye
    Front: Keep in touch. Inside: Or else.
    $5.00
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    DON’T COME BACK

    Goodbye
    Front: I heard you're leaving. Inside: I hope you never come back.
    $5.00

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  • Sale!
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    TOP 60 EVERYDAY

    Card Collections
    This card collection contains the Top 60 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. Our cards come with an A-2 size envelope. 4 3/16" x 5 5/8". Since 2007 all of our cards are proudly written, illustrated, designed and printed in Canada! These cards are printed on cardstock and creased, folded, and cut with the utmost care using human-powered equipment. Many of our products contain language that some people (with no sense of humour) may find offensive. In short, we make raunchy, rude, and ridiculously funny handmade greeting cards from our home office in Canada. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (24 Birthday, 2 Anniversary, 4 New Baby, 4 Congratulations, 4 Friendship, 4 Get Well, 2 Graduation, 2 New Home, 4 Love, 2 Retirement, 4 Thank You, and 4 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.
    Original price was: $357.00.Current price is: $255.00.
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    TOP 48 EVERYDAY

    Card Collections
    This card collection contains the Top 48 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (22 Birthday, 2 Anniversary, 3 New Baby, 2 Congratulations, 2 Friendship, 2 Get Well, 2 Graduation, 2 New Home, 3 Love, 2 Retirement, 3 Thank You, and 3 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.
    Original price was: $285.60.Current price is: $210.00.
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    SHITTY ATTITUDE

    Retirement
    Front: I'm happy to hear that you're retiring. Inside: Now I don't have to put up with your shitty attitude.
    $5.95
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    I WANT YOU GONE

    Retirement
    Front: It's great that you're retiring. Inside: I've been wanting to get rid of you for years.
    $5.00
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    OUT OF YOUR MIND

    Retirement
    Front: I heard you retired. Inside: Are you out of your fucking mind?
    $5.00
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    SUCKERS MOTHERFUCKERS

    Retirement
    Front: Congrats on your retirement. Inside: Work is for suckers anyway.
    $5.95
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    SOON IT WILL ALL END

    Retirement
    Front: Retirement is an important step in a person's life. Inside: It's also the last step before death.
    $5.00
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    TOO OLD TO WORK

    Retirement
    Front: I heard you're retiring. Inside: Finally admitting you're too old?
    $5.95
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    TOO OLD TO RETIRE

    Retirement
    Front: Finally retiring? Inside: Should you have done that years ago?
    $5.00
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    JOBLESS LOSER

    Retirement
    Front: Wow, so you're retiring. Inside: I didn't even know you had a job.
    $5.00
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    SETTLE DOWN MAN

    Retirement
    Front: You've finally retired. Inside: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    BEER BELLY BUTTON

    Retirement
    Front: It's time to retire, huh? Inside: What from? Sitting on the couch?
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    SEE YA

    Goodbye
    Front: I hate goodbyes. Inside: I also hate you. So see ya.
    $5.00
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    BLOW ME

    Goodbye
    Front: You're leaving? Inside: That blows.
    $5.00
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    GET OUTTA HERE

    Goodbye
    Front: Bye. Inside: I thought you'd never leave.
    $5.00
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    OSTRICHES ARE COOL

    Goodbye
    Front: Are you really leaving? Inside: Good. You were bugging me.
    $5.00
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    MR SMITH IS LEAVING

    Goodbye
    Front: I guess this is goodbye. Inside: It's about fucking time.
    $5.00
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    I MISS YOU BEARY MUCH

    Goodbye
    Front: Keep in touch. Inside: Or else.
    $5.00
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    DON’T COME BACK

    Goodbye
    Front: I heard you're leaving. Inside: I hope you never come back.
    $5.00
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