THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. You did it. Inside: Big fucking deal.$5.00 -
Quick ViewJUST SAY NO
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ChristmasFront: The holiday season is the best. Inside: Until the credit card statement arrives.$5.00 -
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ChristmasFront: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. Inside: By getting druuuuunk.$5.95 -
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ChristmasFront: You know Dasher and Dancer? Prancer and Vixen? Inside: They're assholes.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewCRAZY LITTLE BASTARDS
ChristmasFront: I love elves. Inside: Those little fuckers know how to party.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewSANTA’S SHIT STINKS
ChristmasFront: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. Inside: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.$5.00 -
Quick ViewCREEPY MCCREEPERSON
ChristmasFront: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Inside: He must be stalking you.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCHRISTMAS IS AWESOME
ChristmasFront: It's true what they say about Christmas. Inside: It's fucking awesome.$5.95 -
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ChristmasFront: Last year Santa ate all the cookies I left out. Inside: That fat bastard.$5.00 -
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ChristmasFront: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. Inside: And this year is no fucking different.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm sorry I missed your birthday. Inside: I'm such an asshole.$5.95 -
Quick ViewI WON’T KILL YOU
Belated BirthdayFront: I can't believe I missed your birthday. Inside: You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSORRY BUDDY
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm so sorry I forgot. Inside: Chances are I'll forget next year too.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSO WHAT IF I FORGOT
Belated BirthdayFront: I bet you think I forgot your birthday. Inside: I did.$5.95 -
Quick ViewMISTAKES HAPPEN
BirthdayFront: Let's celebrate your birth. Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.$5.95
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ATTENTION SEEKING DOG
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. You did it. Inside: Big fucking deal.$5.00 -
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JUST SAY NO
CongratulationsFront: Let's go celebrate. Inside: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow.$5.95 -
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HOT SHIT
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: I bet you think you're hot shit now, don't you?$5.95 -
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BAD CREDIT SCORE
ChristmasFront: The holiday season is the best. Inside: Until the credit card statement arrives.$5.00 -
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HOLLY JOLLY DRUNK
ChristmasFront: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. Inside: By getting druuuuunk.$5.95 -
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HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
ChristmasFront: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.95 -
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WORKING WITH ASSHOLES
ChristmasFront: You know Dasher and Dancer? Prancer and Vixen? Inside: They're assholes.$5.95 -
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CRAZY LITTLE BASTARDS
ChristmasFront: I love elves. Inside: Those little fuckers know how to party.$5.95 -
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SANTA’S SHIT STINKS
ChristmasFront: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. Inside: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.$5.00 -
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CREEPY MCCREEPERSON
ChristmasFront: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Inside: He must be stalking you.$5.95 -
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CHRISTMAS IS AWESOME
ChristmasFront: It's true what they say about Christmas. Inside: It's fucking awesome.$5.95 -
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FAT BASTARD
ChristmasFront: Last year Santa ate all the cookies I left out. Inside: That fat bastard.$5.00 -
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SEND A HUG AND KISS CARD
ChristmasFront: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. Inside: And this year is no fucking different.$5.95 -
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ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm sorry I missed your birthday. Inside: I'm such an asshole.$5.95 -
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I WON’T KILL YOU
Belated BirthdayFront: I can't believe I missed your birthday. Inside: You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.$5.95 -
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SORRY BUDDY
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm so sorry I forgot. Inside: Chances are I'll forget next year too.$5.00 -
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SO WHAT IF I FORGOT
Belated BirthdayFront: I bet you think I forgot your birthday. Inside: I did.$5.95 -
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MISTAKES HAPPEN
BirthdayFront: Let's celebrate your birth. Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.$5.95
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