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CAKE MAKES IT BETTER
BirthdayInside: Step 3. That's it... The cake will make you happy. (You make also experience feelings of guilt + disgust.)$5.50 -
ANTI SOCIAL TIME
BirthdayInside: Follow this advice and you'll have a happy birthday. (All thanks to the genius greeting card writer that wrote this card and the brilliant person that chose it.)$5.50 -
CRAZY BABY
CardsInside: Thing 4. They can rip your vagina apart during delivery, but you'll love that little bugger more than anything in the world. (Or they can be forcefully cut from your stomach while you're awake... either way, you'll need stitches, but you won't care cause you love them.)$5.50 -
JUST DON’T KILL IT
CardsInside: Tip 4. Talk to your parents + grandparents. (Want to feel better about being a parent? Ask an older generation about how they took care of babies. They did some crazy shit and still managed to keep your family tree going.)$5.50 -
CUSTOM FAMILY PORTRAIT
Nikki’s Custom ArtA custom LEGO family portrait printed on 8" x 10" cardstock.$30.00 -
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NAUGHTY PENCILS – FAVOURITE PHRASES
PencilsColourful pencils with colourful language? Heck yes, count me in! These lil' cuties were hand-foiled in Canada! This fabulous little set of pencils contains 5 colourful pencils with the following: - I love sluts. - Stop being a douchebag. - Fuck off. - I feel dead inside. - Swearing is fucking funny.$12.50 -
NAUGHTY PENCILS – SEXY EDITION
PencilsColourful pencils with colourful language? Heck yes, count me in! This fabulous little set of pencils contains 5 colourful pencils with the following: - Let's fuck. - Masturbation is fun. - I like you better naked. - Rub one out. - I'm super horny.$12.50 -
“I FEEL DEAD INSIDE” Notepad
NotepadsNeed a notepad to jot down all those things you gotta do? (There's always SO much stuff to do!) This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined-pages, waiting for your lists.$6.50 -
“MY FUCKING NOTEPAD” Notepad
NotepadsThis 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".$6.50 -
“SO MUCH SHIT” Notepad
NotepadsThis 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".$6.50
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JUST DON’T KILL IT
CardsInside: Tip 4. Talk to your parents + grandparents. (Want to feel better about being a parent? Ask an older generation about how they took care of babies. They did some crazy shit and still managed to keep your family tree going.)$5.50 -
CUSTOM FAMILY PORTRAIT
Nikki’s Custom ArtA custom LEGO family portrait printed on 8" x 10" cardstock.$30.00 -
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NAUGHTY PENCILS – FAVOURITE PHRASES
PencilsColourful pencils with colourful language? Heck yes, count me in! These lil' cuties were hand-foiled in Canada! This fabulous little set of pencils contains 5 colourful pencils with the following: - I love sluts. - Stop being a douchebag. - Fuck off. - I feel dead inside. - Swearing is fucking funny.$12.50 -
NAUGHTY PENCILS – SEXY EDITION
PencilsColourful pencils with colourful language? Heck yes, count me in! This fabulous little set of pencils contains 5 colourful pencils with the following: - Let's fuck. - Masturbation is fun. - I like you better naked. - Rub one out. - I'm super horny.$12.50 -
“I FEEL DEAD INSIDE” Notepad
NotepadsNeed a notepad to jot down all those things you gotta do? (There's always SO much stuff to do!) This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined-pages, waiting for your lists.$6.50 -
“MY FUCKING NOTEPAD” Notepad
NotepadsThis 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".$6.50 -
“SO MUCH SHIT” Notepad
NotepadsThis 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".$6.50 -
Fuck Off Sticker
StickersThis vinyl sticker measures approximately 7.5cm x 5.3cm. It's tough and waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$4.00 -
You’re A Dork Sticker
StickersThis vinyl sticker measures approximately 7.5cm x 5.4cm. It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$4.00 -
Hey Numbnuts Sticker
StickersThis vinyl sticker measures approximately 7cm x 6.7cm. It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$4.00 -
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“I HATE STUFF” Notepad
NotepadsThis 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined pages just waiting for your "stuff".$6.50 -
MOUSEPAD – NAUGHTY CHICK
MousepadsFreshen up your vulgar vocabulary while you work with this mousepad!$22.00
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